Animals: But they're so cuuuuute

But they're so cuuuuute

By britanyann - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 25-year-old boyfriend why we cannot get pet raccoons. This is not the first time we have had this conversation. FML

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21jason 9

Friday 6 January 2012 8:43

Aww but why not? He's learning responsibility

Grimmerie 31

Friday 6 January 2012 8:47

Well, why the hell not? Raise them from cubs and they're just as amiable and loving as any other slightly-less-than-common pet.

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Soddaya 3

Saturday 7 January 2012 0:58

I want raccoon too :D they are so cute but they dont live in my area :D central europe :D :D

infamous1212 10

Saturday 7 January 2012 0:59

The real FML here is: "today, my girlfriend still won't let me buy my pet raccoons." I mean come on, they're so cute, and plushy.

Osiris123_fml 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 1:47

Awe c'mon ma! Its just a raccoon!

alliebaba7 8

Saturday 7 January 2012 3:32

Lol I laughed so hard I cried

fangz_fml 6

Saturday 7 January 2012 4:21

But, why not?! :)

kaplow820 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 4:49

Where do you live? Oklahoma?

antonia10 6

Saturday 7 January 2012 5:48

I love raccoons! im on ur boyfriends side. i hav had a pet raccoon before if u get them wen they r babies they r really sweet

babyygirl19 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 6:23

Awe, raccoons are cute....just tell your boyfriend your allergic to them... BAM problem solved (:

ChrissybooJacob 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 6:36

Time for a new boyfriend? :p

vivalabrett 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 7:01

Soo u can't have pet raccoons why?

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