Creepy, Stalker and Love: Call the cops

Call the cops

By sacrophage - 28/02/2010 04:30 - Canada

Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML

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By kitkat3308 - 27/09/2013 06:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nearly four years ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he and I are getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two years. FML

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Weird dude

By Anonymous - 09/04/2019 12:00

Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2016 00:18 - Canada - Maple

Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML

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By jflac - 24/12/2014 12:03 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML

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Creepypasta

By running scared - 08/04/2016 09:40 - Norway

Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML

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Catch 22

By kattydoo07 - 29/04/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I found out I have a restraining order against me from my ex boyfriend. Apparently, I drive by his house too much and it is considered stalking. He forgot that I live 2 houses down, and MUST drive by his house to get home. FML

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There's still hope, then?

By Anonymous - 07/10/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my abusive ex came over to my apartment, hoping to "work things out." Not only did we break up more than 13 years ago, but I moved to a different state just to get away from him. FML

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Set them free

By Seriously?! - 31/08/2023 06:00

Today, my abusive ex-boyfriend contacted me for the first time in almost 14 years, to apologize for how he treated me while we were still together. It brought back all the old memories that I thought I had finally overcome, and made me have such a bad panic attack that I had to go to the hospital. FML

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Pining

By akvan - 06/09/2022 03:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I'm obsessing over finding out anything about my ex. A month ago, I finally deleted his number from my phone, but if I'd known it would just make me start obsessing over him again, then I wouldn't have deleted it. FML

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By joolsie - 15/05/2013 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I received a note from my creepy ex, whom I broke up with two years ago, saying how much he still misses me. I live over 100 miles away from him now. The note was hand-delivered to my new address. FML

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ICallKyo 3

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:06

****** scary!

blanka453 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:07

I hope he broke something, like his neck. oh and call the cops, get a restraining order or something

Comments

leeyang 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:13

He is cute .

LauranceMonroe 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 18:47

Only if he was on a Disney movie and the OP is a princess.

LordArion201 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:13

snooPING AS usual, i see

RavenRiot 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:13

My god... thats so f***ed up. call the cops? or take out a restraining order against him.

JShark 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:13

I agree get a big ass dog

Rashkavar 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:14

And the fact that he unnecessarily walks by your house daily didn't clue you in at all? Definately an FML, but sadly not an amusing one. I suggest restraining orders. Legal ones are a good start. If you're American, keep a loaded pistol on you and kneecap him if he gets too close - a somewhat more effective restraining order. If you're not American, find a more civilized form of self defense - restraining orders tend to piss off the ones they're filed against, and in the case of abusive-obsessive-psychotic types, pissing them off usually isn't exactly the safest thing to do in the world.

theQunit 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:46

@21 nobody in America just goes around shooting people in the kneecaps. And if someone broke into your house and you had all the necessary paperwork and stuff then maybe you could shoot him. but legally you'd prolly be better off killing him!

Rashkavar 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 13:12

The kneecapping thing isn't the part associated with Americans, just the handgun availability. Lots of countries don't hand out firearms as easily as they do in the US. I just suggested kneecapping because it'll do the job and the criminal case will be for lower stakes. Also, crippling someone with the mindset to be abusive is probably more painful to them than dying, so there's a bonus there, too. Also the compassionate side of me suggests dealing the minimum amount of harm to solve a solution. Last I checked, missing kneecap < death in the analysis of degree of harm. And kneecapping is severe enough to make revenge difficult, if not impossible. If a person is to be harmed, it should be to such a degree that it destroys their capacity for revenge.