Carpe diem

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was so excited to play the video game I just bought, I decided to read the manual in the game. I went over the seizure warning and thought to myself, who the hell gets a seizure from playing a video game? Apparently I do. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 699
You deserved it 8 993

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Win_fml 0

Heed the warning, bro. They don't make this shit up.

fakkumairaifu 14

When will people remember this? Just because ALL THE FMLs AUTOMATICALLY start with "Today", it doesn't mean that they happened the same day! Anyway, that sucks a lot, especially if you're a big gamer - I'd be bummed if it were me. I'm curious about what game it was now, though.

Comments

eggnogg 0

FAKE! The person who suffers a seizure doesnt know that they had a seizure. in ur face op u lying son of a bitch!

cxal_fml 0

That is the most ridiculous thing ever. People that have partial seizures can often tell you during the seizure that they are having on - seizure logs would be of almost no benefit if people couldn't tell they had a seizure. And even if you have generalized or nocturnal seizures there is usually quite a bit indicating you had one - ie waking up on the floor,with bruises and a sore tongue, when the last thing you remember is sitting at the table eating dinner, or sleeping for 24 when you just laid down for a nap. Not to mention the postictal phase which leaves it obviious a seizure has occurred even when all other signs are absent Yeah not all seizures can be recalled, but the most common type of seizure to have can be recalled. Ever hear of an aura - its the sensations people experience during a simple partial seizure, that often leads up to a complex partial seizure, when a hallucination that the victim is fully aware is a hallucination, may happen. Do you really think all that research that shows that seizures most commonly manifest themselves as unexplained feelings outside the head and stomach, were described by people who never had a seizure? If you don't have even a minimal idea of what you are talking about, and clearly you don't or you would have never written this reply, then don't post lies. Learn about the truth. Then you will look like an educated person instead of someone too dumb to know how to tie his own shoes

ryguy997 0

you insensitive retard!!! eliptical people do!! an guy on top i think people around op said somthing after!!

ryguy997 0

hey Napolion Bontrepart emperor of France and Julius Ceasar both had elipisey.

uhhh people can tell you that youve had a seizure.

maybe it is after dumbshit don't jump to conclusions

ever think that somebody was around to witness the seizure, and then told the op?

I have brain humors which causes me to have seizures. I know every single time I have one. do some research before you say stuff like that. op: go to the doctor.

helene123456789 0

dude ur smart ( or dudet) where did u learn this its awesome

mrdinofly 6
Win_fml 0

Heed the warning, bro. They don't make this shit up.

gingermonster16 0

I do highly doubt this happened. I don't think you'd be all up on FML right after you had a seizure...

fakkumairaifu 14

When will people remember this? Just because ALL THE FMLs AUTOMATICALLY start with "Today", it doesn't mean that they happened the same day! Anyway, that sucks a lot, especially if you're a big gamer - I'd be bummed if it were me. I'm curious about what game it was now, though.

amatayo 0

#4 just because it says today does not mean it was just today. And to op what game was it?

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Ooh. Hope someone was around.. Be careful next time! And you might wanna get checked for epilepsy.. Glad youre okay though :]

Bassman86 0

That sucks man. I can't go to concerts with strobe lights because I'm afraid I'll have a seizure... damn epilepsy

conholio33 28

I know the feeling and yes it does suck... Epilespy love to hate it but stuck with it