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Cast the first stone

By Anonymous - 23/05/2013 17:48 - Romania - Buzau

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Today, I heard my grandma sobbing in her room. After finally convincing her to tell me what was wrong, she confessed to watching a porn video last night. She thinks not being able to sleep afterwards is a sign that God is punishing her, and that she's damned our family to hell. FML
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SWC_Penguin 17

What's really sad is that Grandma was only watching a shampoo commercial and confused it for ****.

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summerjtaylor8 5

Aw she is precious lol

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AndradaZaharia 3

Saraca de tine... Dear god... How is it even possible to think that? I mean seriously now. How is it possible? Dear god

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Gvfell 9

FYL, but i feel bad for your Grandma, i hate to see an elderly person cry. Makes you so sad.

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Devindelon 17

Classic case of guilt. Let her know everything's going to be fine.

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modelos10 19

in that case im going straight to hell

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bluefairy_fml 24

No, she is not dumb, she has just been brainwashed by years of religious zealotry and sexual repression. It's fairly common among women that age, especially in Romania. My grandma, born in the 20s (otherwise a very smart, kind and common-sense person) was very intolerant towards women she deemed "promiscuous" (this included women who dressed provocatively, women who had sex out of wedlock and sometimes even rape victims/women forced to prostitute, because "they may have been forced at first, but now I think they like it"). And that's because her entire life she was conditioned to believe that sexual pleasure in women is an unfathomable sin.

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