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Cast the first stone

By Anonymous - 23/05/2013 17:48 - Romania - Buzau

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Today, I heard my grandma sobbing in her room. After finally convincing her to tell me what was wrong, she confessed to watching a porn video last night. She thinks not being able to sleep afterwards is a sign that God is punishing her, and that she's damned our family to hell. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 673
You deserved it 3 451
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SWC_Penguin 17

What's really sad is that Grandma was only watching a shampoo commercial and confused it for ****.

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timelessone 16

I'm totally reminded by the Family Guy episode where Peter is declared retarded and walks into the females bathroom.

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bruce17 8

Tell her she is not the first one in family to do that and therefore not responsible for damning of family in hell...might relieve her a little bit!!!

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BionicSasuage 6

Oh, FFS, where do people get this whole god is punishing me crap. I personally am an atheist and i really don't get it. I just don't, people who believe being afraid of their lord? makes no sense.

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jem970 19

I personally agree with some of what you said but dont open that can of worms on here... please dont. Its not safe O.O

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Jlow17 4

Listen we feel strongly about our god. We wish to feel we have eternal life after this. It's how we feel so we praise our lord.

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williamcarter93 13

Jlow, why do you wish to feel that way is what I would like to know. You notice you said that 'you wish to feel this way' not 'we got proof that this is how it is.'.. so I would like to know, why? Is the one life you got with people who love you just not enough?/

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timelessone 16

I'm with #44 here, FML really isn't the place to start this argument, any smart athiest would realize that and any good Christian would let that go. Anybody who trolls after this comment is a fool.

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Tankkiller308 16

Your not supposed to fear the lord himself but to love him your supposed to be afraid of what happens without him and his mighty power if you attack what god is

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Iclickalot 2

I'm afraid to say that hell for me is going to be especially bad.

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crhoe 2

****=good, good-o=god I think he will be fine with it

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Zebediabolical 39

**** = Good. Good - O =God. So God is only good with **** where no one gets off.

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CoachBangWhore 5

She's damned the whole family. What a selfish, shameful woman

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kelseythompson 27

Your user name shames your family.. *****.

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mr_sarcastic416 29

#63 it was a mix with a little bit of everything imaginable..... it's one really ****** up dvd (but also a best seller)

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armyaggie 11

Just tell her to place her faith in Jesus Christ for forgiveness-- see Acts 16:31.

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Jharrist89 12

Or she's thinking about that big dick she saw lol!

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ShakeDisPlace 10

"Grandma seduces young boy" ..that's all that came to my mind.

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