Dating and Love: Catfished

YIIIKES 27! seriously...i'm not really sure who this is worse for, you or him. wait no it's probably you. you really were never even suspicious? a 14 year old boy can't know much about women. have you ever been with one?

trucanadian 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:34

you never were dating. You were talking.

robbietherabbit 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:36

believe it or not, 90% of the people who just replied to your post are bored 14 year-olds. not including me of course

orangeappleyy 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 1:50

completely true

funplex 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:36

YDI for 1) dating online, and 2) dating someone online for more than a year.

waverlyl 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:49

three months...

sparc_mac 4

Friday 17 February 2012 23:31

I can add to that :) 1) online dating. 2) online dating for more than a year 3) not ever speaking with this person through microphone or webcam.

14nickel 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:37

i hope you never got your rocks off thinking about him...

rjc2790 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:37

I don't get the point of online dating

sawfanatic 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:38

#36 has said it all.

santos_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:41

Did you actually just say "dating online" as if that was a real thing? And for over a year? Pfft.

charlieskiki 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 21:56

Hahaha!

BabyHuey 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:43

He sent you pics of his Peepee didn't he!

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Today, at work at an OB office, I heard a ruckus in the hallway before a very large woman burst into my room and tried to attack my very pregnant patient. Crazy lady is the wife of the pregnant lady’s baby daddy, who is nowhere to be found. I don’t get paid enough for this shit. FML

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Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me, so when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML

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Today, and up until now, I was dating a sweet farmer's daughter, then I put a ring on it, and now I’m engaged to the bride of Chucky. She's pulled wedding magazines out of places I’ve never seen, and has called every female relative she has, twice. Send help, and beer. FML

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Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML

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Today, I realized why my stomach is upset: in a house with my two adult parents and one 17 year-old sister, we have somehow gone an entire week without fresh vegetables or fruit. I didn't notice because I was trying to figure out how to handle them forgetting my 30th birthday. FML

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Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I went out on his boat. We got in the water and started to have sex when a fishing boat came by and chummed. There's nothing more romantic than bloody fish guts. FML

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Today, I found out my sister has a nickname for me due to my recent breakouts. It's "volcano face". FML

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