Insects, Spiders and Animals: Chance encounter

Chance encounter

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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By ohmy - 17/12/2009 19:09 - Canada

Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML

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By Moron with reflexes - 29/05/2019 06:03

Today, I thought I felt a spider crawling by my eye. Having a huge fear of spiders, like an idiot, I lamped myself in square in the eye. I now have a partial black eye because of what turned out to be a feather. FML

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By Arthur B. - 24/09/2019 12:01

Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML

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By baconandkittens - 26/02/2012 03:13 - United States

Today, I was washing dishes when I picked up a plate and saw a huge spider. Trying to be nice, I took the plate outside and tried to gently push the spider off. The wind blew it into my eye. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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Freaked

By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

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6daysoverdue 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 12:05

so... are you blind now?

loveisalie2 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 12:06

Oh god that is really disgusting. Hope you got it out. Reminds me of that chick who had a larvae growing in her eyelid. Eww!

Comments

Bathory_fml 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 22:03

I've had a wasp sting me in the eyelid before, but getting a bug stuck to your eye sounds awful. I'm assuming it was a pretty small spider as you didn't notice it but still...ouch.

footloose 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 22:27

that's disgusting!!! i'm sorry!

in_wonderland 1

Saturday 1 August 2009 22:41

i ******* hate spiders more than anything. this has happened to me all the time recently, going into the woods around my house i walk into spider webs every ******* day and it sucks regardless of where the spider goes. i feel for you.

homedoggieo 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 22:57

It must have been collaborating with the ones from my croissant D:

XanimalloverX 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 23:23

I hope your cat is okay. I hope you got that spider out of your eye

laurenhasforce 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 0:06

why didn't you just swat the spider web away when you came to it? idiot.

sanguicolous 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 4:59

cause spider webs are hard to see and if the spider's small enough to get in her eye anyway it would probably be too small to notice when you're running straight at it.

epicfail13337 4

Sunday 2 August 2009 2:10

Awwww, cat. Hope you and the cat are okay. Maybe you'll be the next spiderman!! jkjkjk...

capital_seven 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 2:20

YDI for running after a cat. Seriously? Who runs after a cat that goes outside? WTF.

PeacockSHS 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 5:41

Really, are you that ******* stupid? You wouldn't run after you're pet if it went outside? Not all cats are outdoor cats. To the OP, I really hope you got it out. That's gross, FYL. :(

bookworm124 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 3:27

Sounds like something that happened to me. I wasn't running after a cat, per se, but I walked through a spiderweb on the way to my car. A spider got stuck in my hair, close to the hairline, and bit me. Guess how I developed arachnaphobia? #76 - some people have indoor cats, which can be hurt severly if they get outside.