Insects, Spiders and Animals: Chance encounter

Chance encounter

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 248

You deserved it 3 580

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 729

You deserved it 320

By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 915

You deserved it 5 872

By ohmy - 17/12/2009 19:09 - Canada

Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 559

You deserved it 27 861

By Moron with reflexes - 29/05/2019 06:03

Today, I thought I felt a spider crawling by my eye. Having a huge fear of spiders, like an idiot, I lamped myself in square in the eye. I now have a partial black eye because of what turned out to be a feather. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 219

You deserved it 980

Adapt, improvise, overcome

By Arthur B. - 24/09/2019 12:01

Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 350

You deserved it 460

By baconandkittens - 26/02/2012 03:13 - United States

Today, I was washing dishes when I picked up a plate and saw a huge spider. Trying to be nice, I took the plate outside and tried to gently push the spider off. The wind blew it into my eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 564

You deserved it 5 784

By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 286

You deserved it 14 262

By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 951

You deserved it 1 163

Freaked

By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 167

You deserved it 4 025

By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 229

You deserved it 41 622

6daysoverdue 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 12:05

so... are you blind now?

loveisalie2 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 12:06

Oh god that is really disgusting. Hope you got it out. Reminds me of that chick who had a larvae growing in her eyelid. Eww!

Comments

cactus_fml 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:59

EW. This is the grossest FML. and ******* EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW at #14 that is the nastiest thing I've ever heard ever. I have to go puke. D: Ew.

Ranoona 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 17:05

that's so gross I feel so sorry for you. One time a moth flew into my freind's mouth *barfs*

Rydizzle 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 17:09

O shit fsdbgjkafsd thats Nasty!!!!! O god I hate spiders n stuff and their web is gross cuase the spider is always on the web

LIUWEI 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 17:33

If you became a spiderman,please sent me a email,thanks.

moonsolomon 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 17:46

One of the potential things that makes me REALLY glad that I wear glasses. Though I did get an insect (bee or fly, don't remember which) caught behind the lens once. I freaked out. FYL, definitely. I have enough issues when I try to wear contacts. I can't imagine having a spider. And that cockroach thing also made me want to puke. That's just horrible and disgusting and... blah.

mrose57 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 17:47

Ewwwwwww!

_iloveyou_ 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 17:51

well at least the spider couldnt have been too large if you didnt know it was there until you looked in the mirror. im not saying you deserved it but i wouldnt really say thats an FML.