Charming

By jay ze punk - 29/01/2013 19:56 - France - Metz-tessy

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML
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lishajoy777 14

Your Grandma is AWESOME!

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zombieslayer83 19

Did pay the gas bill though!

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erockinthesuburb 17

In other news, a local Starbucks franchise was evacuated due to a gas leak. At least one person was injured with coffee-related burns...

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ROSI3TH3CAT 18

Oh wait! I just got it! Hahahahaha

ShannyAK 16

You really didn't need to post a comment saying that

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SoSickWithIt 14

Neither did you, and neither did I, neither does any one else who comments on FML, why do we do it? Because we can do whatever the **** we wanna do!

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spazz666 18

Then should I not post that you're an idiot? Oh. Wait. That was pointless wasn't it? (;

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muzy 23

#31: Exactly. Now shut up before I punch an old man in public!

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andyyroxx 20

60- You overuse that line. Try something like, "___ and I'll shove a sandpaper covered baseball bat up your rectum". I love that one.

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muzy 23

O Rly 65? why don't you tell it to someone who cares

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SirEskimo 13

Such hostility on this thread. What happened to the days where could all just get together and laugh at the elderly passing gas?

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andyyroxx 20

Apologies, 69. 'Twas just a suggestion.

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muzy 23

76: No offence given, none taken. I was just trying to stirr up a fight, but by the looks of things, it's not going so well :|

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ROSI3TH3CAT 18

Actually i did have too in my opinion.. Because people were getting there thongs all bunched up over my first comment about not understanding the fml.

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ROSI3TH3CAT 18

157 unfortunately i realized that mistake after i posted the comment sorry if it bothered you lol and to defend myself.. I dont think my comment was idiotic. I genuinely didnt understand the fml..everyone needs help understanding sometines im sure im not the only one.

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Smeelover27 15

Did you know that if someone yells, "Fart!" in a theater, people have to leave in an odorly fashion?

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ShannyAK 16

I dont see how this is an fml! I would be laughing my ass off if I were your girlfriend!

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MrBrightside21 20

My grandma treated me like a rockstar. Whenever I came over she'd have me sign her breasts. It took forever.

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yeti37 16

We forget our grandparents used to be young once, have a great sense of humor, and acted just like us. Good for her!

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perdix 29

That's going to be a tough act to follow. It's hard to go on after a comedian that kills, even if it is with poisonous gas.

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j4gerb0mblitz 6

Your comments have gotten rather boring Perdix.

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BlowinChronic 18

And how many ***** do you think perdix gives?

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erockinthesuburb 17

Exactly -5 *****.

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OHRAAAHAMERICA 3

AMERICA GON' **** YOU UP

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deegeebee 10

Yeah. He'd have to blow snot out his nose or something to follow an act that good.

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RedPillSucks 31

Perdix doesn't give *****. He gets them.

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OOHRAAAHAMERICA 1

AMERICA GON' **** YOU UP

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louiseth 9

Four ***** for you perdix, you go perdix! And none for j4gerb0mblitz bye.

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kumonsucks 7

**** thats nasty especially in front of your girlfriend. And to all you bitches saying thats awesome place yourselves in that situation

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Senseless_487 29

Oh, please. Lighten up, will you? If I were in that situation, I would have laughed my ass off. I guess it's because I have this thing called a sense of humor, as do all the other people saying how awesome OP's grandma is.

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mansen 15

would you rather an old cantankerous grandma giving the evil eye while flipping her dentures in and out of her mouth, refering to the girlfriend as the hussy defiling her innocent grandson in this generation of depravity?

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KiddNYC1O 20

They did place themselves in that situation! And they sure as hell want to be in it!

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Jakobaasted 0

Why is it akward when your girlfriend thinks its ******* hilarious?

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