Farts, Grandparents, Cute and Love: Charming

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By jay ze punk - 29/01/2013 19:56 - France - Metz-tessy

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 824

You deserved it 5 238

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By mandygeegoesnom - 29/02/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 151

You deserved it 2 537

How soon is now?

By Grandmas lost it - 28/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 893

You deserved it 3 549

Nice to know

By justin bieber's nutsack - 06/06/2015 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce her to my parents. As we arrived, my grandpa was leaving the bathroom. He looked over at my girlfriend with a worried expression and said, "Never take a shit in this place. Feels like I wiped my arsehole with sandpaper." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 259

You deserved it 2 803

By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 07:23 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 914

You deserved it 3 236

By paging dr. kevorkian - 16/05/2013 21:23 - Netherlands

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 802

You deserved it 5 915

By Gas-pingForAir - 19/09/2016 08:59 - United States - Columbia

Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 782

You deserved it 1 669

By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 309

You deserved it 3 864

By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 033

You deserved it 4 783

By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 578

You deserved it 4 538

By mandie - 13/11/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 460

You deserved it 2 539

lishajoy777 14

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:52

Your Grandma is AWESOME!

zombieslayer83 19

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:52

Did pay the gas bill though!

Comments

Catkam623 27

Tuesday 29 January 2013 23:30

Smartest grandma ever

BlueFlatts 20

Wednesday 30 January 2013 8:16

I wish I'd have known farting made me smarter.

iSpasticFantasti 14

Wednesday 30 January 2013 10:44

Mmm then you'd be a smartass. :D

Zebediabolical 39

Tuesday 29 January 2013 23:30

I wish my gramma was this awesome!

xs4u 13

Tuesday 29 January 2013 23:33

Lllllove ur grandma!

notjanedoe 27

Tuesday 29 January 2013 23:35

Lucky you, your girlfriend gets your family's humor.

Sammitheshit 10

Tuesday 29 January 2013 23:49

Haha why are you saying; "FML" ?! I would of laughed ass off!

The_Thinker 18

Tuesday 29 January 2013 23:52

How awfully inconsiderate she is. We all know it's only common courtesy to give notice prior to eviction. Tut tut.

Dcm210 19

Tuesday 29 January 2013 23:59

Never heard of a comment like that after a fart.

mrperspire 4

Wednesday 30 January 2013 0:04

Sounds like your GF had a good time.

TheWorldGreatest 8

Wednesday 30 January 2013 0:09

You have to omit that granny's are awesome

irateyou 9

Wednesday 30 January 2013 1:22

admit* Grannies*

Eluveitie 9

Thursday 31 January 2013 5:07

R.I.P. English.

Catkam623 27

Wednesday 30 January 2013 0:12

I've suddenly realized its f his girlfriends life. Having hot coffee come out your nose isn't fun.

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You deserved it 4 590

Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 556

You deserved it 4 813

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Today, I found out that while getting your hair cut, you should say "Yes" or "No", instead of nodding your head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 446

You deserved it 59 528

Today, I boarded my first airplane flight. The girl on my right is sick, and the guy on my left says he gets extremely nauseous on flights. My earphones can't block out the panting and retching on either side of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 443

You deserved it 2 350

Today, I've reached the point in my life where the "Apply to affected area" label on acne cream essentially means I need to take a bath in the stuff. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 909

You deserved it 2 002

Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 093

You deserved it 625

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 351

You deserved it 4 404

Today, most people don’t realize how relaxing it is to poop on an indoor toilet. As in, being able to do your business in peace without having to keep mosquitoes from landing on your private parts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 780

You deserved it 116

Charming

Same thing different taste

How soon is now?

Nice to know

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