Miscellaneous: Charming

Charming

By hoggypig - 23/04/2012 13:00

Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML

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You deserved it 2 891

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By Unlucky - 05/09/2017 16:00

Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML

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You deserved it 4 873

By Zeco - 05/02/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML

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You deserved it 42 181

By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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You deserved it 695

By Anonymous - 06/01/2017 06:54

Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML

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You deserved it 1 400

By Tom Ali - 10/01/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

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You deserved it 65 148

Mind your own business

By MyCarHasBluetooth - 19/06/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom - Doncaster

Today, while I was driving, a pedestrian gesticulated wildly at me for being on my phone. I was just tucking my hair behind my ear. FML

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You deserved it 73

Mean streets

By fouchi - 10/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML

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You deserved it 339

By TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - 21/11/2014 06:11 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

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You deserved it 4 113

By lobstercola - 24/11/2012 16:35 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML

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You deserved it 2 608

Skittish

By maced face - 05/02/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, as I was walking to my car, I noticed a car with a tail light out. Trying to be a good citizen, I walked up to the driver's side door and said, "Excuse me…" The lady then maced me through the open window. FML

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You deserved it 3 536

siickman 7

Monday 23 April 2012 18:19

Pedestrians first. No one said drivers liked the rule.

Wheredidgrungego 12

Monday 23 April 2012 18:20

What an odd way of saying "you're welcome!" She must be new in town.

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Monday 23 April 2012 22:27

How rude...is all I can really say about that...FYL

SmelloJello 9

Monday 23 April 2012 22:49

Maybe she thought you were being a jerk and put your hand up to tell her to stop.

mea_iloveskiing 26

Monday 23 April 2012 23:22

Totally mr bean scene

beatlesgirl2u2 15

Tuesday 24 April 2012 0:10

No one ever knows what movie I'm talking about!! best movie ever:)

Sinkhole 26

Monday 23 April 2012 23:25

I think she said "Señora Perra" as in "Miss Bitch", not "Miss Dog".

beatlesgirl2u2 15

Tuesday 24 April 2012 0:09

Someone has anger issues...

linkinpark98 23

Tuesday 24 April 2012 0:10

Lucky she stopped, and didn't run you over. :P

br0ccoli 14

Tuesday 24 April 2012 0:31

74-u got it right on the money. He was blind too.

LilKriminal 0

Tuesday 24 April 2012 0:44

I still don't get why one finger can offend so many people

linkinpark98 23

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:10

It must have been awkward when the middle finger was used the first time... The person must have been like: *flips finger* "Um, what does that mean?" "I don't know...But it feels right."