Charming

By hoggypig - 23/04/2012 13:00

Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML
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siickman 7

Pedestrians first. No one said drivers liked the rule.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

What an odd way of saying "you're welcome!" She must be new in town.

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Donat96 20

Unfortunately, drivers like these tend to be the norm, rather than the exception. You're lucky the driver let you cross, at the very least.

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evilplatypus 38

Where the hell do you live that that's the norm? In my area, drivers like that because it gives them a chance to text.

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fernclogger 5

Haters gonna hate

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The_Hitdude 12

And masturbaters gonna **********! Too far?

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SkoomaKi 27

And graters gonna grate! 85 - Too far? Not far enough my friend! Keep them coming.

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OHai15 12

vaginas gonna vaginate?.......

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abbyhoneywaffles 11

Ohhhh I was keeping it nice and G-rated. You dirty children!

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br0ccoli 14

I definitely flipped a girl off before on my way to class. She was trying to go at a green light when a slow moving blind man was still in the process of crossing. She honked at him to move faster with his cane. How rude! I gave her a one finger salute in his defense. Ps: I thumbed u :)

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SkoomaKi 27

She was probably riding the cotton pony. Don't worry about it OP.

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Z03y 7

That is a new way of putting it :))

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pexy_fml 16

Maybe the finger is a good thing in her world

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SkoomaKi 27

68 - Women are from Venus, men are from mars.

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hilary56 0

Yeah pedestrians first so she can **** off. Its more important if you get hit than for her car to get a little dent. Lol

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mintstashinurtea 5

that's when u start tieing your shoe

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alphamog13 3

My dad told me a story where when crossing a street, the lady in the car started inching forwards. He decided to bend down and tie his shoe. The lady got super pissed. As soon as he finished crossing, she sped off. And hit a car.

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mariet_fml 23

So because your dad needed to get petty revenge on a stranger, another stranger had their personal property damaged. Very mature.

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alphamog13 3

The woman should have been a more responsible driver.

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Vulpes21 6

Ease off the 'roids 26, you need to chill.

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granolabutt8 7

Aww, that's mean! It can be a pain in the ass to wait for pedestrians, but as long as they thank me for stopping then it doesn't bother me. It's the people who just gung-ho right into the street without even checking for cars who deserve to be flipped off. Once some ugly fat lady yelled "BITCH!" right into my window when I got pissed that she just waddled her fat ass into the street without even acknowledging that I was coming right up on her. I wanted to say something really nasty back, but unfortunately my mouth was full of Luna Bar. But yeah, I just want you to know, OP, that I appreciate your understanding! I would NEVER flip you off if you thanked me for letting you cross!

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sat123 12

Spit some Luna Bar at her. Maybe she'll think it's poo!

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SkoomaKi 27

47 - That has got to be the most stupid thing I have ever heard.

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granolabutt8 7

Not only would she think I was mentally deranged for having poo in my mouth, she would also be under the impression that whoever's poo it was had very poor digestion. Thanks for the suggestion, though.

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