Charming

By lagirl - 09/06/2009 05:27 - United States

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Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0

there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving

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allyleigh 0

oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.

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mandadanyele 0

YDI. Seriously, no guy wants to go down on a hairy pussy.

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sportsnut 0

you gotta keep the hedges trimmed, thats not that tough to do

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ChelseaChops 1

#3 - amen. Don't shave. Do what YOU want with your pubes.

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Gadgitgirl 0

#27- Men have been eating ******* for centuries with no problems. Not until recently have they become pansies in that area. The whole "I'll eat it as long as it doesn't look like a pussy, smell like a pussy or taste like a pussy" attitude is just unmanly and is a complete turn off. The best oral comes from men who love to do it and taste it. To the OP, I've had different kinds of men down there and trust me, this guy sounds like the type that you hope finishes really fast so you can leave. Nothing to miss out on.

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gingermonster16 0

You should have been like "I'll shave when you shave". And then really, you should have walked out. If you didn't that is. Make him regret saying that.

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amazingkate 0

i can't find who said it anymore, but someone pointed out that oral was much more likely if you are neat and clean. and that is true true true. so for me the hassle is worth it. however, what the definition of "neat and clean" is is up to you. and the guy you're about to have sex with, obvi.

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fosizzlemynizzlE 0

lol. this is rediculous. me, and im pretty sure most other guys, wouldn't have said anything if the hair was at least short/well maintained. but for ANY

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fosizzlemynizzlE 0

wow, ****, continuing from my last post (#150) ...but for ANY guy, no matter how much of a douche bag, to say that is ridiculous unless it is way out of control down there. nobody is going to jeopardize their chances at getting some by saying something like that unless there was wayyy to much hair down there. therefore, YDI for not even trimming in the past several years.

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hawkloverr 0

wow, he sounds like a loser, i hope you didnt give him any. just to add my 2 cents to the discussion...i won't turn a shaved guy down if i otherwise like him...but i definitelyl prefer fur, on face and balls...so not everyone is a shaving freak, although i shave. i guess i do hold a double standard for women. its not fair and im not sure whats up with it, but i play into it...i do agree that this guy would have prbly been an AWFUL lay. but if you do something unconventional (like not shaving) you have to live with the consequences and go for unconventional guys...

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sickinlove13 0

#115, I actually dated a guy for a few months who preferred hair - not a bush, but neatly trimmed. He thought being completely shaved was gross. Everyone has a preference.

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