Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Charming

Charming

By lagirl - 09/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2019 22:00

Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2013 17:20 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 05:55 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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Hammertime

By lynn_27 - 02/05/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML

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First and last date

By hairless by death - 13/08/2013 16:07 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML

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By sasquatch - 08/09/2012 04:03 - United States - Katonah

Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML

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**** that guy (not literally)

By Anonymous - 09/09/2022 20:30

Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML

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captainyamhamjam 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 12:07

there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving

allyleigh 0

Monday 6 December 2010 4:56

oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.

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Ocilator 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:13

Just because a guy wants his chick to be shaved doesn't mean he's a pedo, it just means that he doesn't want ur pubes in his face when hes going down on you or scratching his dick when you're having sex. Besides...who wants to look at a bush??? that shit is a big turn off for most guys

deja54 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:13

I prefer shaved. I don't say shit about it to girls I get with, though. Just seems more hygienic and makes my job easier. No, I don't shave. I would be a hypocrite if I asked others to change while not changing myself, but alas, I do not. Also, it's funny that the "omg he likes sex with hairless children" is pretty much preempted and refuted already in the passage, but people still come in and say it. If I don't shave my face, someone's going to bitch, and the proper response isn't "what do you like hairless children or something?"

fermata 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:14

What an asshole. To hell with him. Personally I like myself hairless too. However, the itch and irritation that rages on in the area for days afterwards just make it not worth it. I keep it neat and trimmed. Anyone who has a problem with that can go **** himself.

poka_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:22

#17 just wanna say that i am a part french chick curently living in france and my bush is trimed, my armpits clean, my legs smooth and i have no moustache. and having lived in the usa as well i've found that french girls were much more hygienic and appearance conscious than american's. :) although i must admit i like hairy guys and i do think completely hairless v are gross.

GGnoRe 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:25

Jeez, shave. No one wants to see a hairy pussy.

RunZoneFive 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:28

That's hilarious!! I actually laughed out loud. Really stupid of him, you be who you want to be :D

dg72592_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:32

you should take him up on that advice

kapowi 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:33

It's actually rather hard to shave down there. But if it's a bloody forest, you definitely need to do something about that. Like trimming.

helloitisme 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:37

YOU'RE A FRICKEN ****. just having sex around with some cute guy you got a date with? can you say ****? **** **** ****. get a life besides just sex. you're pathetic.