Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Charming

Charming

By lagirl - 09/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

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You deserved it 70 374

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2019 22:00

Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2013 17:20 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 05:55 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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Hammertime

By lynn_27 - 02/05/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML

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First and last date

By hairless by death - 13/08/2013 16:07 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML

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By sasquatch - 08/09/2012 04:03 - United States - Katonah

Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML

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**** that guy (not literally)

By Anonymous - 09/09/2022 20:30

Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML

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captainyamhamjam 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 12:07

there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving

allyleigh 0

Monday 6 December 2010 4:56

oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.

Comments

baysidebird88 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 16:33

i agree with #65. next time i'd just trim it up a little if you know you might get some, but shaving gets so ****** itchy

RJB5584 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 16:34

YDI. I've never heard of anyone saying "Omg! You're SHAVED? Gross!" when presented the opportunity. If I'm going to risk a piece of sharp metal around my dong and nut sack for the sake of courtesy, you better believe I expect the same in return. I'll even raise you one: I shave my ass too--both crack and cheeks. Say "Goodbye, dingleberries!"

ladyitalkalot 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 16:34

i would like to point out that it does not take five minutes to shave down there for a girl especially when you havent done it in a while. I'm not saying this girl should leave it all natural, I believe in shaving, but I do see why she wouldn't its annoying trying to get all the spots down there especially since not everyone is flexible enough to get allllllllll the way down there. I agree with most ppl, if the guy doesn't enjoy it the way it is then **** it and move on.

MeMeMe123455 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 16:35

I don't know, I've never been with an unshaven girl who didn't have a fishy scent about them. If it's clean, then pubes are fine either way. Whatever works.

Manny_B92 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 16:37

Shaving for women is difficult? I don't see how it's more or less difficult for women then men, I really don't. A little hair isn't bad, but it it sticks up more than a little less than an inch it can be disturbing... Honestly I have a guideline, if it's hairy I won't complain but I also won't go down on ya :-D.

starflake 3

Tuesday 9 June 2009 16:38

@116 - It only takes me 5 minutes to shave, even if I haven't done it in a while, lol. Oh, I'm a girl btw, lol.

Chowda 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 16:42

Shave your #$%^

Jehanne_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 16:51

The dude's an asshole.

sirsentrasera333 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 17:00

hey if girls can complain about facial hair we can certainly ask for a clean pu***. the most disappointing thing is finding out the girl you're about to get with has a huge bush