Charming

By lagirl - 09/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 458
You deserved it 70 374

Same thing different taste

Top comments

there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving

allyleigh 0

oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.

Comments

#147 You are correct. Oral sex on women has been document in Ancient Rome, Greece, Medieval Europe and Africa without regards to pubic hair. It is only because **** stars started shaving that it became the "in" thing for girls to do. Newsflash, pubic hair has a purpose. Shaving/waxing is not worth the pain of razor burn or an ingrown hair. As long as you wash before sex than there will be no smell P.S. a fishy smell from a woman's genitals does not come for the external vulva but the enternal ******. Fishy smell means you have a bacterial infection and need to see your gyno ASAP. Too much sperm left in the ****** after sex, antibiotics et al will throw off the pH level in the ****** and cause the fishy odor

well i think YDI.. c'mon if u knew there was a chance of getting some.. you couldnt took the time out and shave ur beaver?.. apparently u would take the time to get hair done, make up and etc... but not at least trim down there? shoot i am a mom and college student...i manage to keep it at least trim but i always try to keep hairless... just invest 5 mins every day and you wouldnt be in that position!

flex_able 0

lol @ everyone this is tff. she made a bad choice, with a clearly immature guy. life goes on...not an FML this can be fixed....stop sleeping around and find someone that likes you the way you are or at least motivates you to change your thinking on shaving

maybe you DO need to shave that area. nobody likes a hairy jungle vajay-jay lol

#66 is doin' it rong, and ROFL @ #69. Also yes, for a lot of guys being shaven is a big turn-on.

OmgItsAnaBeatriz 0

#5, Dude, I Worship Your Comment! I Back You Up 100% Here's The Fact: Your Body, You Do Whatever You Want With It, Shaved Or Not Shaved.IDC. My Guy Doesn’t Have To Do Anything. If You REALLY LOVED The Person, You Honestly Wouldn't Give A ****. Here' Something Everyone Forgot To Mention: You Are Not Having Sex With Someone Depending On How Much Hair They Have, You Are Having It Because Of Love. Today's Generation Is So ****** Up. Nuff Said.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

You are having it because it's great. Also, please lern proper capitalization.

#3 Do WOMEN have any idea how much of a hassle it is? you got a field, be got a mountain and two hills to work around. How bout you try shaving YOUR balls. and Idc about pubs but i wanna be able to see the clit.

Your body is YOUR body. He can jerk it if he doesn't like your bush; someone else will. And if you DIDN'T get dressed and leave, you deserved what you got and worse.

lol at #105 and I agree so much with #147. If you're so unmanly you're going to squeal at the sight of hair I am not interested.

There was no way this guy is hot enough to **** under any circumstances. There's nothing wrong with telling a chick that you'd like to eat her out if she shaves and offer to assist. Believe me, most girls will gladly do shave for some head. However, if a guy acts *frightened* by pussy hair (like this guy clearly was), then he is definitely a bit gay as #5 said. Obviously the only way he can get it up for a girl is if she looks like she has **** pussy and that's only because he's really picturing the big dick that is ******* her. GAY. Take note boys, if you too are scared of pussy, just come out already. JUNE IS COMING OUT MONTH.