Charming

By lagirl - 09/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0

there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving

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allyleigh 0

oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.

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Dr_Gaddam_Dunka 0

That's what ur Ass Gets for being a hoe on the 1st date. What did u expect. P.S. The guy is a jerk too, but most of em are.

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Jennifer83 0

It doesn't matter if you shave, get a bikini wax, or a Brazilian, but you need to at least trim it...who wants to choke on hair balls as they are going down on you? This is the 21st Century people, clean up down there!

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bored719 0

@ #198 It servers a purpose other than just looking clean. as 196 mentioned, a girl doesn't want to get curly pubes in her mouth anymore than a guy going down a girl does. Males/females should shave if they enjoy oral sex...which is probably everybody. The date said that because he wanted to go down on her. Shaving makes oral sex 10x better both ways, giving and receiving.

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justjayit 0

I'm a girl, and I don't understand why so many other girls think guys want a prepubescent look when they say that. Girls, why do you shave your armpits then? Or your legs? Or your upper lip? After all, only KIDS are hairless there... Body hair just isn't attractive on woman. And if you're like me, it isn't on guys either, but I'm sure that varies. Heheh

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thisislove_fml 0

# 42, you might say that no one cares about cosmetics. but im sure, if you saw all the chicks you know, without makeup. you'd probly be pretty sicked out.. i know lots of girls who appear gorgeous, and then they take it off.. its like.. ew.. : and as to this FML.. its not like you HAVE to shave.. your choice. im'a say, yeah i do? i just think its cleaner, or looks cleaner. but did you knooow, everything on your bod is there for a reason. and so is the pubes.. this is sick, but it keeps moisture in, its not supposed to be dry. jusssssssst sayin (: ! ahhaha.

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AnimeJet 0

"it realy makes me sick to hear there are girls who dont shave" I need to stop reading FML comments, they are so depressing. It makes me sick to know there are males out there that are so brainwashed, they need girls to stick blades to their genitals in order for them to be attractive. And all the people saying to shave down there? Your vulva feels like shit compared to a waxed one, why don't I say you're all disgusting for not waxing instead?

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verstecktergeist 11

Well that's why it's usually advised not to jump into bed with people you don't know. People who know you are more likely to be accepting while a stranger on the street.. might not.

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smokinkush 0

I'm a girl and I personally feel really gross when I don't shave down there. Especially during that time of the month.

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