Charming

By lagirl - 09/06/2009 05:27 - United States

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Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0

there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving

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allyleigh 0

oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.

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rachie94 0

i can only imagine how it was down there

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FreedomFirst 0

Maybe next time don't have sex on the first date.....

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UsingLogic 0

Haha, look at all those people who want girls to be ready for a one night stand. When you love someone you can get over stuff like an unshaven ******, so the reason you guys expecting girls to shave is because you don't love them, you just use them for the night. For OP: I don't care if you shave or not, I got my preferences but I'm not sleeping with you. But you deserve it for having sex so fast: he doesn't love you yet, love comes later in a relationship, it takes time. So I think you should not had expected too much respect from him, you should had seen something like this coming... It wasn't nice from him to say that, but that is what is going to happen if you give your intimacy so easily to someone else. If you play with knives, expect to get cut one day.

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

Newsflash: You don't need love to ****. It's nice to have, but in no way neccessary

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AmberHall 2

Any guy who demanded that I shave completely before he went down on me, would not be getting any from me. I wouldn't go down on him, unless he was completely shaved in that case. Luckily for me I've only dated guys who genuinely liked me for who I am, and aren't put off by neatly trimmed hair down there. I'm trimmed, not shaven. Having some hair is more hygenic, and speaking as a bisexual woman, I'd rather the girl I went down on myself had a bit, than the frankly scary bald look

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DangerousBabee 0

..#64 nuff said seriously lol but yeahh i agree.

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sexpistol 0

oh who cares! that's rude, and i don't understand how this is a FML unless you also think pubes are gross and forgot to shave. if you do think pubes are gross, that's pretty stupid. some men prefer unshaved or trimmed to ****-star smooth. personally, i think my vag looks like an alien when i shave. i hope you left after he said that. since this was just a booty call, perhaps you two should have filled out a little questionaire beforehand.

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myeyehurts 0

I shave my balls, and i expect a shaven pussy in return. End rant.

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effyourlife_ 0

trim yo bush guuurl! it's practically common courtesy. especially if you knew you might have a possibility of getting somewhere with this boy. I'd expect him to do the same.

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iSING 0

**** YOU #19 & #30, your lucky to be getting any AT ALL.

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YungMarlon23 0

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!! But that's still nasty, yo... or atleast wax it... trim it even, jus don't go as she-man wit a jungle down there.

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