I think I'm a nimfo.

The interesting thing, is that it is not necessarily a one-way ticket. Sometimes, there are all kinds of transfers that get made. But it's definitely a first class ticket: Expensive, nice, fancy, but not really necessary.

#136, you mean nympho?

NOT a FML unless you were very much into him. It's disrespectful, but hey, keep the expensive necklace and never call him back. I think it's great.

Well, one the one hand you went out with a jerk. On the other hand, you found out fairly early on, got a nice necklace out of the deal, and got the chance to prove him wrong. Not the best of possible outcomes, I'll admit, but not exactly FML-worthy IMO.

well if you got an expensive piece of jewelry from a man your dating and not a close boyfriend or at least someone thats exclusive... then its kind of obvious what its for; he has money and showing it off works on most women. i call it legalized prostitution. i dont care if you think i'm an asshole but if you were attracted to his bullshit in the first place i'd be willing to bet you either slept with him that night anyways or waited til another night. do yourself a favor and date a guy who isnt like the guys you would normally be attracted to

You should upgrade him to round-trip, frequent-fliers, with rewards! On the other hand... if he's bad in bed, ditch him and sell the necklace.

did you not realize your the other woman?

# 72 Awesome

At which point you should have smirked at him, stroked the necklace, and told him to meet you in the ladies room in five minutes - then gotten up and gone home.