Charming

By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 16:46 - Egypt

Spicy
Today, the man I was going on a dinner date with bought me an expensive necklace. We got to the table he had reserved when his friend came and sat with us. Somehow, the subject of getting it on came up. My date then said, "Expensive jewelry - one way ticket to her pants." FML
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poolshark 0

Now would be a good time to tell him about your recent vow of celibacy...

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purple5 0

Hm...I'd have said I was going to the bathroom, and then leave. You get to leave him behind and keep the necklace - score!

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24788 6

It's a well known fact. Women deny it though.

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rzbt21 0

couldn't have said it better. buy women things and they'll be all over your nuts in no time

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Jaywin 3

It is true. You're just offended that he said it out loud and to your face.

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plexico 3

One-way ticket?! I'd like to get out from time to time, but I'd like my expensive gift to be a frequent f**er ticket!

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purple5 0

Hm...I'd have said I was going to the bathroom, and then leave. You get to leave him behind and keep the necklace - score!

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irishfever 0

hey, you should value honesty ;) you know all guys are thinking that anyway

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yer_maw 1

hahaha so... that's what guys do make jokes you don't take well I hope it worked for him

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