Love: Charming

Charming

By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 16:46 - Egypt

Today, the man I was going on a dinner date with bought me an expensive necklace. We got to the table he had reserved when his friend came and sat with us. Somehow, the subject of getting it on came up. My date then said, "Expensive jewelry - one way ticket to her pants." FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By JJ_V3N0M - 03/01/2015 10:48 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML

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By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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By notyouraverageteenager - 10/06/2010 07:06 - Australia

Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML

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By eaa145 - 03/03/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML

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Great date night

By Anonymous - 24/03/2022 06:01

Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML

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Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 20/01/2023 10:00 - Australia - Peakhurst

Today, on my 11-year anniversary with my wife, I bought her a nice necklace and we went to an Indian restaurant where we had the most sensational banquet meal. When we got home, I suggested we made love, to which she replied, "I don't like you enough to do that." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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poolshark 0

Monday 18 May 2009 23:21

Now would be a good time to tell him about your recent vow of celibacy...

purple5 0

Monday 18 May 2009 23:25

Hm...I'd have said I was going to the bathroom, and then leave. You get to leave him behind and keep the necklace - score!

Comments

YouGotJizzed 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 0:23

This guy clearly has read Dating 101 inside and out.

_____me_____me__ 1

Tuesday 19 May 2009 0:24

they way i see it... he gets sex... you get sex, jewelry, and free dinner... who wins?

neonoodle 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 0:27

What your date said is truth. He just doesn't have any tact, but neither does a woman who accepts expensive jewelry from a guy she hardly knows.

fmyTINA 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 0:29

I put "you deserved that one" because you made the decision to go out with the man. But personally, that trick would probably work on me just because I would feel like I owe him something after he bought me that. He was probably joking, dont worry about it.

Emwo 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 0:32

... He's not supposed to say that in front of you if that's what he really wants. D:

twindaddy 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 0:38

Did you get up and leave right then?

plexico 3

Tuesday 19 May 2009 0:54

If you accept expensive jewelry from a date, there's an implicit agreement that you are going to have lots of sex with him. If you didn't want to **** him, you should have declined the necklace. He just made a breach of etiquette by saying out loud that you are a *****.

potterfile 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 0:59

its a true fact, and if you're not married to him and havent been dating for a long time, its undenyable. i personally never accepted gifts from men i didn't plan on having sex with its the same way as an expencive dinner if they have to shell out more than 50 bucks on a date, its expected that you put out sorry *shrug*

ohara953 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 1:07

if he's good in bed, who cares?

jadedspades 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 1:09

I agree with sovereign, and I'm a woman. Maybe he needs to exercise a bit of control over what comes out of his mouth, especially if you don't know him or the friend very well, but it sounds to me like someone needs to develop a sense of humor.