Cheapskate

By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 17:03 - United States - Gladewater

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Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
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Welshite 39

Babies are more expensive. Just sayin'.

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tehdarkness 21

Time to split the cost perhaps?

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BlueRainDude 11

Exactly... If you feel like it's taking away from your relationship, you could buy them. They could be a lot to him, you never know. Unless he's bullshitting and he pays for dinner every time you guys go out or something.

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NatalieOntheTram 11

That's an excuse, and a bad one at that. He doesn't want to have sex with you, condom or no condom.

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perdix 29

He's just not that into you . . . literally ;)

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addioty 19

69 likes made this comment so much funnier

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TheDrifter 23

Well, you could always... Oh never mind, it's more fun to figure it out on your own.

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vffjvsegb 11

Better than the reason being u

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sicksadworld1317 30

I do believe Planned Parenthood and similar clinics provide condoms for free or for a lesser cost. I get being uninformed, but isn't this the type of thing one would look into if they were truly broke and still wanted to boink? Are you sure he's not gay?

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jasmine2301 25

I only understood the last sentence.

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neuroticallyyour_fml 17

^ How? The comment seems perfectly reasonable and correct to me.

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sicksadworld1317 30

Is English not your first language? I can understand the confusion if it isn't. I do overlook that possibility sometimes. Planned Parenthood is a sexual health clinic. Sexual clinics give you condoms for free. Some provide them at a cost, but in less dollars and cents than in a store. Boink= the act of sexual intercourse. If (s)he has no money, and wants to have sex, (s)he might want to find a way to obtain free condoms if (s)he can't afford to purchase them. To not be aware of this option is surprising due to sexual education classes, which should make one aware of this option. This leads me to believe (s)he is uninterested in having sexual intercourse with his or her partner given the likely unrealistic excuse that was used. This means that continuing relations with this partner is likely for appearances, as even lonely people will have sex with partners they consider unattractive. Therefore, the partner uninterested in having sex is either a) a nervous virgin; b) using the partner for purposes of social standing; or c) a closeted homosexual. If that doesn't spell it out for you, I can't help you.

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graceinsheepwear 33

I am pretty sure you can go into Planned Parenthood and get a handful of free ones at the counter. Google it.

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TheDrifter 23

Plenty of biker bars and honky tonks also have jars of free condoms in them, as well as volunteers to help try them out if op's boyfriend is still unwilling.

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JuliaaNoelle 26

You could always go on the pill :)

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Sheh_fml 25

Which also costs money, and isn't an option for every woman.

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JuliaaNoelle 26

It's free in America too, within reason.

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militarybrat 21

Its free in ga. I didnt have insurance and the ga dept of health gave pills and condoms for free.

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