Check 'em

By David H. - 23/12/2010 08:18

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Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML
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perdix 29

You saw boobs volunteering? Usually you have to pay them even to come out and play.

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unfortunate_13 5

turn on the tv, plenty of boobs on there nowadays!

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slimshadyy_fml 0

nowadays?? really??? not to be mean or anything but u have to be at least 80 to say that word seriously...

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23lf 16

Not to be mean or anything but you're an idiot.

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sourgirl101 28

So if you didn't volunteer, you still would not have seen boobs? What a sheltered life you live. Sounds like it's you own choice though. Do something about it or don't complain.

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sfv818danny 0

hello hottie, sourgirl

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macskapingvin 0

I imagine he was rather hoping the first boobs he saw would be just before having sex with someone he rather liked, not helping a decrepit old woman get dressed. He has every right to complain. This may sound silly, but the first time a guy sees boobs in real life is a pretty memorable moment. He just had that ruined.

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DocBastard 38

I don't think the FML here is OP's age at seeing his first boobs. The FML here is that the first boobs he saw resembled half-filled bags of sand hanging down to the knees of a shriveled corpse that has turned him from a hormone-enraged teenager into a celibate hermit.

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andacondakiwi 11

I agree, Doc. that would be terrible!

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