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By David H. - 23/12/2010 08:18

Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML

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By sad - 26/02/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

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By gross - 11/06/2016 07:56 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML

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You deserved it 2 086

By Imretarded - 24/05/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 15:54 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML

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Natural history

By latino - 11/11/2010 11:30 - United States

Today, at the museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML

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You deserved it 43 714

By ohmygod - 20/06/2013 05:49 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML

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You deserved it 8 453

By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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By joshinbaltimore - 22/03/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

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By medstudent - 04/02/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 441

You deserved it 9 959

Zassuh 7

Thursday 23 December 2010 16:11

Have you never watched ****?

perdix 29

Thursday 23 December 2010 16:21

You saw boobs volunteering? Usually you have to pay them even to come out and play.

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Nadinek98 0

Friday 24 December 2010 9:29

were they wrinkly LOL :)))

MuchDance90s 0

Friday 24 December 2010 9:52

Is 18 now considered too "old" to first view breasts or whatever? it's really not that bad. not like you're 42 or something.

nitexshadow 1

Friday 24 December 2010 13:17

wow seen my first this year :) rl.... I'm 13

Superflyshyguy 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 7:47

bravo sir.(;

wriptidez 0

Friday 24 December 2010 14:24

report himfor serving alcohol to minors

Coolbreezer 0

Friday 24 December 2010 15:36

snicker. that's awesome. lol. wrinkle boobies

bayonet 0

Friday 24 December 2010 19:02

that's sad

SherryPicker 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 1:26

old *******.?

210Brizzy 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 2:17

Second base already!Good For you!Mabye next week you'll hit fourth!

sammy1818 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 4:32

That's discusting

sk8erd 15

Saturday 25 December 2010 4:57

its called ****..

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Today, I came out as lesbian and introduced my new girlfriend to my family. My mom angrily told me that I should have waited until my grandparents had died before coming out, and that I was "extremely disrespectful" for making this announcement. I honestly thought everyone would be fine with it. FML

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Today, my nose was really stuffed up and I was out of cold medicine. I heard spices may help with this kind of problem. Unfortunately I thought red pepper would be a great thing to snort at the time. Not only is my nose still stuffed up but I also have immense nasal pain. FML

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