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By David H. - 23/12/2010 08:18

Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML

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By sad - 26/02/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

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By gross - 11/06/2016 07:56 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML

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By Imretarded - 24/05/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 15:54 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML

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By latino - 11/11/2010 11:30 - United States

Today, at the museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML

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By ohmygod - 20/06/2013 05:49 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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By joshinbaltimore - 22/03/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

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By medstudent - 04/02/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML

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Zassuh 7

Thursday 23 December 2010 16:11

Have you never watched ****?

perdix 29

Thursday 23 December 2010 16:21

You saw boobs volunteering? Usually you have to pay them even to come out and play.

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letsstumphannah 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 18:52

Nightmares after seeing nursing home boobies!

NirvashType0Spec 7

Thursday 23 December 2010 19:16

oh good god dude discusting

lolaisagirl 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 20:14

disgusting**

mountainmanrev 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 19:27

u sick ****

kuntudog 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 19:29

did you get breast feed??

teenager34 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 20:14

you have boobs? :P

SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 20:24

Ew. Why did you look?

MfailK 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 20:39

you sick little puppy

cooperd52 6

Thursday 23 December 2010 20:43

There is such a thing as Internet ****.

Gloritank 8

Thursday 23 December 2010 20:44

cool story bro.

TheAnimator 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 21:47

I don't seee why everyone is saying that not seeing nudity until age 18 is bad. OP you have nothing to be ashamed of. Society should be ashamed

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