Cheeky git

By fmldailyyy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my husband told me he had been cheating on me for the past 8 months. Twenty minutes later, he asked me what was for dinner. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 850
You deserved it 3 165
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merritalstatus 3

it sucks but you kinda deserved it for not showing him the door within those 20 minutes

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BoCo_fml 9

I agree. If it were me those 20 minutes would have been spend driving to a lawyer, not chillin' with him. Also OP, you don't deserve that kind of treatment DO NOT stay with him. An affair is unforgivable!

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pink_mess 0

that bastardo if i where you i would have told him that all that time he cheated on u you shitted on his dinners fhl

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psychochick29 0

"Well dear, I was thinking about a nice big cup of "Get the f*ck outta my house you cheating bastard", but if you don't want that then I'll serve you "Your testicles after I cut them off with a dull, rusted saw" on a silver platter. Your choice." :) but that's just what I woulda said :)

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perdix 29

Something into which a turd could be neatly concealed. Another helping of . . . *groan, squeeze* . . . meatloaf, dear?

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xgetxbentx 13

why was he still there 20minutes later? throw his ass to the curb. seriously..,

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JordynnLOL 11

what man doesn't do that. This isn't an FML, it's why a guy and his ex broke up. Same story every time.

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mrzero 0

wow!!! lucky son of a bitch

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blahzz 4

So what did you make for dinner?

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