Cheers!

By Catpiss - 03/01/2018 16:30 - United States - San Bernardino

Today, I finished filling the pages in my passport. Also today, my mom's cat urinated on my backpack, soaking my passport with rancid pee. I have visas that last 10 years and can't be moved to a new passport, so I have to keep this nostril-burning booklet. FML
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Glowworm56 26

Looks like the passport just became a pissport!

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Harmony Allred 5

Spray it down with white (distilled) vinegar... it will balance out the ph level, may not smell great but it won’t smell like “nostrils burning cat urine” that’s for sure!

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09051308288 17

Cats can be evil sometimes or always but I still love them. Cat lovers out there know the struggle.

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GamerChickxoxo 16

put it in a sealed container with baking soda, this will gradually pull the smell out

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Emma Lee Franklin 6

You can try baking soda/bicarbonate of soda to try and draw out the odour. Place your passport in a plastic sealed container and put one or 2 table spoons of BS. Change every couple of days until odour is gone.

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Hapaboy808 13

Hey, this is mine! Did I post it from this account though....? Anyway, I am not from California, I'm from Hawaii. I still have the passport. Some bleach spray wiping and it is tolerable. I keep it in a ziplock bag. The worst part of this whole FML was that I took a LOT of sniffs to try and figure out what my passport was soaked in. It was only after I saw my moms cat, just casually looking at me that I realized I had been sniffing cat piss.

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