Chlamydia central

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML
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DocBastard 38

If this was a swab testing for an STD, you deserve it because you should have used protection. If this was just for fun, you deserve it for being an idiot.

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FMLshark 12

Like an incredible combination of orgasmic ecstasy and mind-blowing pleasure. That's why it's on FML, because it must have felt amazing and he wants everyone else to try it.

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HunterAlpha1 8

feels great, doesn't it? at least now you know what you've been missing.

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xpaulatanx 10

Kinda vulgar there, buddy. It's called a 'urethra'. The more you know ~~☆☆

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elvisaaron 3

Don't play in dirty boxes and this would have never happened in the first place.

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pawzluver 7

How exactly did this happen?.... Actually, maybe I don't want to know. But then again, I am very curious

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destroyer69 0

Personally I would use, my blessed pee hole but I think piss pipe is a solid one

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zakkcarter 7

Condolance highfive bro

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drewcat21 0

They were most likely testing for chlamydia.(I work in a lab) So YDI that you got yourself in that situation.

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