Chlamydia central

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML
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DocBastard 38

If this was a swab testing for an STD, you deserve it because you should have used protection. If this was just for fun, you deserve it for being an idiot.

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FMLshark 12

Like an incredible combination of orgasmic ecstasy and mind-blowing pleasure. That's why it's on FML, because it must have felt amazing and he wants everyone else to try it.

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Comments

bonsaiboy26 1

Your **** is your piss pipe!!!

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susanturk66 4

YDI that's what you get for sleeping with someone now in days.. I hope it's curable good luck

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SavannahCheyenne 1

How in the hell......

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Missy612 14

I love how this happens in my home state

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schizo_teddybear 8

I remember my dad told me the doctor did that to him. He never said why, But we enjoyed a laugh since he told me on the grounds I told him they had to check my lady hole.

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Isa_fml 20

It's a good thing you specified that it was your ****'s piss pipe, otherwise I might have thought it was one of those OTHER ones.

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kkidd 4

You deserve it for sleeping with dirty ass ******!!

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skyfire21 3

All I can say is "Ouch!" And remember to always wear a glove when ya want some love!

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