Chlamydia central

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML
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DocBastard 38

If this was a swab testing for an STD, you deserve it because you should have used protection. If this was just for fun, you deserve it for being an idiot.

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FMLshark 12

Like an incredible combination of orgasmic ecstasy and mind-blowing pleasure. That's why it's on FML, because it must have felt amazing and he wants everyone else to try it.

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Comments

cwlovell13 3

Quit putting your fap-stick in dirty holes!

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mfbbc1980 5

Somebody contracted gonorrhea !!

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Kristabug91 1

Did you really feel the need to share that like come on a lot of guys have that done and you don't see them posting it on here

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MonsterLovesMe 5

Oh my gosh, I just automatically imagined it in my mind. I didn't mean to and now the image will never go away...

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sulitak 27

oh wow... you got tested after sleeping around... I feel so bad for you... NOT

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lindseykaiser 4

Now you know how girls feel every month

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VampOfSavannah 31

That doesn't even touch what we have to deal with.

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TrapLife 6

I don't even wanna know how it got there....

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VampOfSavannah 31

Do you have ANY idea what women go through? You're being a little bitch.

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