Chlamydia central

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML
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DocBastard 38

If this was a swab testing for an STD, you deserve it because you should have used protection. If this was just for fun, you deserve it for being an idiot.

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FMLshark 12

Like an incredible combination of orgasmic ecstasy and mind-blowing pleasure. That's why it's on FML, because it must have felt amazing and he wants everyone else to try it.

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dspencermcfd 2

I know the pain. Kidney infection and UTI Test. Sucks so bad

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uglycrow 5

So how many STD's do you find out about having?

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cherryllollo 7

A cotton swab up the peehole... I'm ASSUMING it hurts less then having a nasty STD. Least it only hurts for a minute and not days or weeks.

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ChuckMcNugget 1

WTF HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN REALLY

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Hasmo 0

Dude...............need I say anything more?

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xanllan95 2

One must wrap it before he taps it. I learned that lesson many years ago.

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pittyfinny 4

That's the chlamydia test my friends.....read in I hope they serve beer in hell

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OhMinty 5

That made me cringe o.O

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AtomicRebirth 11

They're called condoms. You should have been using one.

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