Classic japes and scrapes

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Japan

Today, I went for a run to try and work on getting in shape. Nine steps in, I slipped in some slimy moss, almost broke my hip on the pavement, and gashed open my elbow. I'll be surprised if I can walk straight in the morning. FML
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lonesomeXheartbr 0

you were counting your steps?

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Norwegian_Wood 4

Good for you, for trying to get in shape. I know this has probably turned you off running for a while, so once you're feeling better, try something else! Don't give up!

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hcovballer247 0

I've done worst. It's called sucking it up.

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bjbrad69 0

last time I checked moss doesn't grow on pavement

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itsB_ry 0

He might have been running where there isn't pavement... People do that sometimes.

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OFP2012 0

You're actively trying to improve yourself, that's more than could be said by a lot of people.

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jkgfdxb 0

where the hell were you running?

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whoisthisgirl 4

at least is the key word here lol

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igloo777 0

it's ok the same thing happens to me when u was having sex. lol

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EllieSquirtle 0

uhhhh you either break a hip or you don't... no almost there :D

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funsize304 0

stop bitching and be glad you didn't actually break anything! and next time avoid slimy moss, dumbass!

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