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By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

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Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
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kawa_fml 0

He's a bastard...I wonder what on earth your friend was thinking while she was sitting in the closet listening to you. Sounds like a dirty romance novel plot. You're better off without them both, it would seem.

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skittleface 0

i like the way this was written. that sucks so intensely.

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darkblue_13 0

Wait- why would they be having sex in YOUR bed? That sucks and also, unless he knew exactly when you were coming home, I would think it was sort of weird to find my boyfriend was just waiting naked in my bed...

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looloothing 9

OP and the boyfriend probably lived together.

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24788 6

Hopefully you were second then. Did you search under the bed also?

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vansbabe66 0

**** that puto! your better off alone anyway. as for the bff pinapple slap that bitch!

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laughingman 0

wow I'm sorry truely sorry to hear that

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plexico 3

If he could give you great sex after he gave your best friend great sex, then you are holding him down with monogamy. If he is that ******* good, you should be spreading the wealth, and the legs. When it becomes boring or infrequent, that's when you should apply the clamp, or the boot.

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Ligerie 0

Wow this is what I was thinking, without the cheating part. I mean mind blowing sex is hard for males to complete once, let alone twice with his mistress onlooking in the closet.

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tWitt3rBuG 0

Doesn't make sense. Obviously they knew you were coming back, so they wouldn't have been so stupid. Besides didn't you wonder why you heard footsteps and found him naked in bed not waiting for you by the door? I mean it's after 2 weeks that he saw you? I'm just saying

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azure8787 0

your boyfriend sounds like a champion - two girls right in a row, that's impressive.

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emadee 0

yeah i agree with a few people up top, your boyfriend deserves a little respect for being able to pull that off that being said, i hope you dumped the asshole

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