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By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

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Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
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kawa_fml 0

He's a bastard...I wonder what on earth your friend was thinking while she was sitting in the closet listening to you. Sounds like a dirty romance novel plot. You're better off without them both, it would seem.

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skittleface 0

i like the way this was written. that sucks so intensely.

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TrickQuestion 0

Today, I was having great sex with my best friend's boyfriend while she was out of town. She came back and I had to hide naked in her wardrobe while listening to them having sex. When it was over, I thought I was in the clear until she opened her wardrobe and found me. FML

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tenkenshi 2

Today, My owner was having great sex with his girlfriend's best friend while his girlfriend was out of town. His girlfriend came back and the best friend had to hide inside of me and we both had to listen to the two of them have sex. When it was over, the girlfriend found her best friend inside of me. FHL. My life is great, I had a naked girl inside of me.

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diary_of_jane 0

This comment is awesome! That was one lucky Wardrobe... FYL though for having a traiterous bastard for a boyfriend and a *****-bitch for a best friend.

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GripeApe 0

Yo-Ho-Ho, A Closet's Life For Me ... TFF ... FYCL ...

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AntiChrist7 0

YDI for choosing a cheating asshole as boyfriend.

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widad_xoxo 0

Wow what a slutty best friend I hope you dumped both of them afterwards.

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widad_xoxo 0

wow what a slutty best friend i hope you dumped both of them afterwards.

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Umeshalaka 0

If I was the girl I would of said that I was waiting to surprise you for a welcome back sexy threesome

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skierguy 0

Man, best day ever for that guy!

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etantao 0

Hell yes! should have gone for the threesome afterward to end the day.

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Maria_716 0

I cant believe anyone would give this guy props for doing this.. or tell this girl she deserves it. This guy is clearly an idiot and her so called "best friend" is a ****. She needs to dump him and get a new best friend.

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acd23 0

I do believe the "props" are for the boyfriend being able to give "great sex" twice in a row, not for him being a cheating manwhore. OP: I hope you have just dumped your boyfriend, and written off on your "best friend" too. (and if you're really influencial within your social group, you can work on getting most of your mutual friends to ice her out, if only for a little while)

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droppinloads 0

that's what you get for not taking him with you on the vacay. and wouldn't you be a bit suspicious to find him there in the buff?

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Vaetrus 0

I don't think that can refer to guys? The guy gets my props, but you should also kick his ass out the door naked with her too. They both deserve the other.

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