Cockwomble strikes again

By haveahappyperiod - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprised to find that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they find tampons useful. FML
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Lilxpie 18

The toilet paper in your picture is questioning to that statement

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raininginseattle 9

They make great tea bags for vampires

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Gho5tk3y 17

Thanks for putting that image in my head, gotta go spoon out my minds eye now. Lol

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perdix 29

To a man, that's known as a "question mark-exclamation point purse," as in "What the ****?!?!?!"

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MiloBear 11

You mean an interrobang purse?

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perdix 29

#31, almost, except at that time of the month, there's no banging going on :D

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sunnyray812 42

You were pretty lucky there, but it still sucks that you lost some of your needed stuff. I wonder what the look on the thief's face would be. :)

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itsmecutiepie 17

Today, I stole some lady's purse. Expecting to find a lot of cash, I called an expensive restaurant to take my girlfriend out to in advance. When I checked, I didn't actually steal any money. I stole her tampons. I can't cancel the date. FML

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perdix 29

In Soviet Russia, FML reverses you! *Lowers sunglasses* First!!!

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jdeezy01 13

Maybe the thief was a girl and needed your "period purse" just as much as you did.

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itsmecutiepie 17

She'd have her MONEY to buy new tampons/pads. Getting stolen from (is that correct English?) is never a pleasure, (unless it's like a celebrity stealing from you and they get caught and you get a huge refund, but then again, why would someone rich and famous steal?) but I'd have my feminine hygiene products stolen over my money anytime.

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SWC_Penguin 17

Sounds like it was accidental on your part, but you can plan for this! When traveling through Europe this summer I had one backpack with an easy-to-pickpocket area on it. I intentionally kept my dirty socks and boxers in there. At one point I noticed that someone had totally opened it in a train station. They had neglected to steal anything, though.

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cakefete2 30

Maybe the thief saw all those tampon commercials and was like "i can ride bikes, climb mountains, go swimming... with these?"

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