Cockwomble strikes again

By haveahappyperiod - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprised to find that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they find tampons useful. FML
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MiMiLove96 10

At least the got a good surprise! Maybe they won't steal another woman's purse :P

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timmy257 8

Could have been a female theft.

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BerylliumSphere 3

*looks for FML post that reads 'today I stole a purse from some lady. Thinking it was full of cash I was very excited until I opened it up and it was full of tampons' fml.*

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yourmurderscenex 13

I don't know why someone rich and famous would steal, 29! Let's ask Winona Ryder.. shall we?

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pooldude 24

Sounds like the FML of his life not yours

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Gho5tk3y 17

Lol that thief is gonna be pissed, Karma for him. Yls op, I hope the purse was a cheap one and you don't have a desperate need for its contents before you can resupply.

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jw90 18

I can imagine the FML they'd post. Today, I stole a young ladies purse. I opened it thinking I'd find cash and fine jewelry. I didn't. It was full of tampons. Anyone need some? FML

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BJA_fml 4

Tomorrow, we will see an FML post that reads: 'Today I stole this chick's purse and instead of finding cash, credit cards, and electronics, all I got was tampons. FML'

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