Transportation, Thief, Ironic and Periods: Cockwomble strikes again

Cockwomble strikes again

By haveahappyperiod - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprised to find that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they find tampons useful. FML

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You deserved it 4 814

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Same thing different taste

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By sailinggsoul - 02/08/2019 00:01

Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 945

You deserved it 175

By BroadcitySF - 28/02/2016 03:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 569

You deserved it 1 635

By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 13:55 - Australia

Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 950

You deserved it 34 033

By xobeachbabi428ox - 18/07/2009 22:32 - United States

Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 203

You deserved it 7 981

By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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You deserved it 3 412

By unluckysamaritan - 15/10/2016 08:51 - Sweden

Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 496

You deserved it 984

It wasn't me

By Shopgirl - 06/08/2009 13:14 - Australia

Today, I found a wallet on the train. I called the owner, who said he would come around and pick it up. When he finally did, he looked inside and screamed that his money was missing, and that I was a dirty thief. I never took a cent. He's filing theft charges against me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 440

You deserved it 4 443

By Anonymous - 09/02/2012 21:42 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 011

You deserved it 19 891

By NoMoney4Me - 24/09/2012 10:48 - United States - York

Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 807

You deserved it 3 982

By mugged - 15/12/2010 11:58 - Germany

Today, I went to the Salvation Army to donate some clothes. As I was handing over the 4 huge bags that I had carried for 10 blocks, while 6 months pregnant, somebody stole my purse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 043

You deserved it 3 749

Murilirum 23

Friday 4 October 2013 16:18

Ah bloody hell!

MirandaShaee 6

Friday 4 October 2013 16:18

Tricked ya!

Comments

baref00tmama 15

Friday 4 October 2013 21:10

Again, FML illustrates the need for a "they deserved it" button! Hope they like tampons.

Waredo_Dyrge 11

Friday 4 October 2013 21:11

What about the thieves that actually know how to spell "thief?"

Mandaeryn 10

Friday 4 October 2013 21:20

Wouldn't this be a good thing? I mean, you still have the money to buy more. I'd rather lose a couple tampons than a few hundred bucks.

FelixJC 14

Friday 4 October 2013 21:26

This sounds more like win to me!

askingandy 23

Friday 4 October 2013 21:28

She was on her period. Her bag full of period things got stolen. She was left without things she probably needed while she was out, and I'm assuming there was more than /just/ tampons inside. How are you people not getting why this is an FML?

monnanon 13

Friday 4 October 2013 23:11

it is an fml but not a bad one. op does state it only had tampons in it.

katie_xoxo3 16

Friday 4 October 2013 21:31

That's hilarious, good thing it wasn't your actual purse

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Friday 4 October 2013 21:37

Congratulations, You just trolled a purse snatching thief. ;)

Damien_Rose 8

Friday 4 October 2013 21:41

Not that much of an fml, really...

123edud 6

Friday 4 October 2013 22:11

Trollolol

Bigfabthetruth52 22

Friday 4 October 2013 22:15

You carry around a period purse?Sorry but that sounds pretty odd to me.A whole separate purse when you have a period,you must bleed like no other then.

monnanon 13

Friday 4 October 2013 23:13

not a whole other handbag but another purse like a small make up bag type thing. im guessing this is probably a UK fml since our purses go inside what the US call purses :)