Collector's item

By Pon - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my girlfriend bought me a new hockey jersey and donated my old one. My old one was signed. FML
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CamBamShamDaMan 26

Why do people think it's ok to sell another persons stuff without asking?

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iswearimhuman 12

Well, she thought enough of you to try to surprise you? Albeit not the right kind of surprise. Let's all take this as a moral to STAY 10 FEET AWAY FROM THINGS THAT AREN'T OURS AND YES I'M LOOKING AT YOU MUM YOU WEREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT MY GUY FIERI POSTERS Sorry OP. That sucks big time :/

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CamBamShamDaMan 26

Why do people think it's ok to sell another persons stuff without asking?

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kibster9 20

She didn't sell it, but I agree to not touch other people's shit.

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tj4234 35

Wow... she'd quickly become an ex girlfriend if I were you OP.

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iswearimhuman 12

Well, she thought enough of you to try to surprise you? Albeit not the right kind of surprise. Let's all take this as a moral to STAY 10 FEET AWAY FROM THINGS THAT AREN'T OURS AND YES I'M LOOKING AT YOU MUM YOU WEREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT MY GUY FIERI POSTERS Sorry OP. That sucks big time :/

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RichardPencil 30

She's saying your old hockey jersey stunk.

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haveyou000 22

Ouch. I'm sure she didn't know OP, and you can try to track it down! If she did know, well then donate her. Her mom can pay to have her back

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ColonelCusswords 24

Not if I find it first

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ColonelCusswords 24

On the plus side, somebody else's day is gonna be great

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Konarika 11

Can someone please enlighten me as to why the signed one is better than a new one?

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DoomedGemini 37

Because it was probably was signed by a famous player or something?

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silvermoon5033 26

lol seriously?

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th3jok10 5

well, signed jerseys are like double the price of a normal regular jersey and also its signed! It's like owning a limited edition item and 'as a surprise' you get the regular item and your limited edition item is gone. (i once had a signed hockey jersey... my grandmother decided i have "no use" for it since it was on my wall. sold it for 50 and gave me 5bucks. guess who i stopped talking to.

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Azazel166 9

signed is worth more and has sentimental value

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