Come again

By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 07:35

Spicy
Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML
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ultraslick 0

once the bj is done, you really don't need to do anything sexy. Or really anything at all, fall asleep on the floor if you want, we don't care.

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subjectdelta2 0

U should try putting his penis in his pants before zipping just a thought though

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EffYoLife 14

He deserved it for having foreskin! Ewww

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EffYoLife 14

"Today, my girlfriend circumsized me with a zipper,FML"

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gman90210 18

Well that's what he gets for having it.

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anonymous_guy589 1

Giving BJ's are for ****** and prostitutes. I don't care how many down-votes it gets, thats just nasty.

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angel_of_death55 7

My foreskins been caught in a zipper to when I was 7 all I did was unzipped it and rezipped it problem solved

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gators1995 30

Looks like somebody is banned from giving bjs

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josh717 8

Did he get circumcise in the hospital?

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Baelzebub 2

Well...HIS life sucks... Would have been a lot funnier if your lip had got caught in the zipper.

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