Come again

By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 07:35

Spicy
Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 994
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Same thing different taste

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ultraslick 0

once the bj is done, you really don't need to do anything sexy. Or really anything at all, fall asleep on the floor if you want, we don't care.

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OP - You rock; you did something awesome, and in the aftermath there was a mishap, which is unfortunate, but it'll be ok. And because I want to chime in on the circumcision conversation, my parents had no specific preference on it; They heard a child screaming in pain, and asked what was going on - the nurse told them, 'oh, that boy was just circumsized, and it's ok, he wont remember the pain later," Then they asked the doctor if there were any medical advantages from the procedure, and he told them no, it's cosmetic, and saves about 5 seconds in daily hygene. So my parents decided against it, and I'm glad they did.

Dreamsoul_28 0

Geeze, least you tried. & if he's still with you after that bs, you did something right.

haha oh jeez, i got secondhand emberassment from reading that! lmao

aclockworkapple 0

I'm a little confused...wouldn't a reasonably-functional pair of underpants prevent that from happening? Or was the cloth tangled in there too?

As if keeping the foreskin on really changes the amount of pleasure you get from sex. That's the only exaggerated point uncircumcised guys have to make themselves feel better about all the girls screaming and running when they see their ugly trouser snake.

You wouldn't mind? I'm a girl and even I think that the pain of foreskin caught in a zipper would far outweigh the tired pleasure achieved post-****** whether the BJ was good or not.

I say YDI. But you're an awesome girlfriend. So it balances out.