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By gottacatchemall - 08/01/2014 05:43 - United States

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Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML
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sugarysofalof 22

Much more fun and less painful :) but don't worry about it, maybe it just wasn't the right time. You guys will get there, OP :)

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earthrise56 1

20 40 60 and then you dead. just do it already. if a 4 year old can fire an ak 47 you can do it.

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Dropkicksmurphie 9

Are you kidding me? What an idiot. Let her have the luxury of being patient, holy crap. You're the reason that girls force themselves to accept sex at a young age and then mentally **** their sex lives forever.

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FallenAngel2244 4

Glad we have our priorities straight.

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youdontknow1271 4

I don't see the problem nah just kidding you guys will be ready when your ready:)

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ThatOneDrummer 8

I guess Penis will be the one you never catch.

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TopHatNinja68 6

Isn't there anything better you could have played?

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mcrepas 19

1. Girls aren't cars. 2. Assuming buying is equivalent to marriage, what if the "car" ( to put it in your language) breaks down? What I mean by that is what if something happens and sex is no longer an option? Is it worth keeping the "car" or is it worthless now?

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polluxdc 10

So you both played Pokemon instead? Sounds like you both realized that you are gay.

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Musiclover1482 9

If you both aren't ready then don't rush it. Sex is more fun when you're both relaxed and ready.

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cmac86 23

nothing wrong with waiting for the right one.

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