Sex and Intimacy: Common passion

Common passion

By ShowerheadGirl - 09/11/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML

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You deserved it 25 254

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By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

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By again? - 15/03/2016 10:03 - United States - Olympia

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML

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By Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML

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You deserved it 283

By Busted - 21/10/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML

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You deserved it 4 277

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By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 02:48 - United States - Gainesboro

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

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You deserved it 4 936

By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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You deserved it 8 535

By workhoe - 20/02/2017 06:00 - United States

Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML

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You deserved it 1 760

By anonymous - 08/01/2012 12:24 - United States

Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML

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You deserved it 4 965

By god - 29/04/2014 18:48 - United Kingdom - Livingston

Today, while at a restaurant with my husband for our 4-year anniversary, he kept behaving strangely, breathing deeply and eventually sighing happily. I thought the wine had just gone to his head. Nope; he proudly admitted later that he'd jerked off without anyone noticing, even me. FML

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skullet 0

Monday 9 November 2009 16:59

that shower head is SUCH A ****!

iamelrebel 0

Monday 9 November 2009 16:36

big deal, you guys should just have got it on right there...

Comments

FAKEstfu 0

Monday 9 November 2009 17:37

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

perdix 29

Monday 9 November 2009 17:38

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

meepmeep_fml 0

Monday 9 November 2009 21:29

do you know how to read? "husband of 4 months" isn't even grammatically ambiguous?

perdix 29

Monday 9 November 2009 22:32

I was just testing to see if anyone was that stupid to think I was that stupid. I win! Thanks for playing ;)

waterynuggets 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 14:12

Sure you did, buddy. Sure you did. ಠ_ಠ

ilaleahcim 6

Wednesday 10 November 2010 6:46

You guys should check out perdix's other comments. Then tell us how smart you are... Idiots.

jonny2x4 0

Monday 9 November 2009 17:38

Next to the vibrator and *****, the showerhead is another thing a man can never hope to compete with.

pinkredneck30 2

Sunday 3 July 2011 14:53

haha...... so true!!!! lmao

kukopia 0

Monday 9 November 2009 17:50

Where is the FML?!?!?? How did THIS get thru the mods?!?!? MEHHHHHH (unless I can get pix) no vote for you!

Gallifrey_fml 0

Monday 9 November 2009 21:44

pics? are you kidding? what did you think they'd do? Husband: ''hold it there honey i'll go grab the camera" wife: "ooooohoohhhooooohhhh!!!" - my point being why on earth would there be pics???

kukopia 0

Monday 9 November 2009 23:07

It never hurts to ask.

21icefox 0

Monday 9 November 2009 18:51

?, is all I can think of.

deepbluesea 1

Monday 9 November 2009 21:06

Sounds like you two have found something else you have in common. Have fun with it.

Skull_300 0

Monday 9 November 2009 21:18

What happened next? Did he Fist you?

Twitch04 0

Monday 9 November 2009 21:32

Any particular reason you capitalized "fist?" As for the FML: Hah. I'd say the same thing if that happened to me with my girlfriend. I mean I'd be joking, but still.