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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 21:48 - Canada - Winnipeg

Spicy
Today, my husband let me know he felt I was ignoring him by jabbing me in the right ear with his erect penis while I was Skyping with my mum overseas. FML
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SaturnV 25

Kind of a dick move on his part if you ask me.

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Ins0mau 20

Perfectly reasonable as long as it wasn't a video call.

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MisterEx 28

You should've said to your mother: do you like the new Q-tips I just bought?

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realist101 3

Your husbands a real trend setter! Expect to see more fml's of this likeness XD

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Sheh_fml 25

I somehow doubt it was just a chat without video, since OP probably wouldn't have found it to be an FML otherwise. And I hope she didn't "fall" for it, if she is busy he should respect it enough to leave her alone. Also, I cannot imagine being dick-poked gets anyone in the mood. Actually, I cannot imagine anyone being turned on by a guy swinging his genitalia at you. Why the hell do people keep doing that?

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Tuffay 14

I think mainly because not everyone is an uptight, frigid thinking person!

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MorganXAlexander 6

73, 42 is right. The fact that you pointed out you yourself don't think just shows how much of a dumb ass you are. If OP is busy then her guy should have left her alone. He's just disrespectful.

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karen1991 15

...bite it. BITE IT and then say THERE NOW AM PAYING ATTENTION TO U and little hermit over there. Aka ur dick. Now go make me a sandwich!!

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shark_girl 9

If she's your real mother then she he inevitably seen a penis before…besides, Skype is blurry as f*ck no matter how much lighting you use. So, if you didn't make a big deal about it, there's a chance she didn't know what it was.

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