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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 21:48 - Canada - Winnipeg

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Today, my husband let me know he felt I was ignoring him by jabbing me in the right ear with his erect penis while I was Skyping with my mum overseas. FML
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SaturnV 25

Kind of a dick move on his part if you ask me.

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Marcelb 17

4 - If OP had her webcam on, then that's probably what her mom said.

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tsent8 15

At least he got to the point of the matter with that jab. Wow what a dick

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loserman67 35

He saw you concentrating on your conversation and didn't want to frighten you. He just wanted to make sure you could hear him cuming... *See what I did there*

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EduJav321 24

Did he watched that family guy episode with the ear sex?

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Attica 20

WOW. What an incredibly immature asshole! Husband material? I think not! FYL, OP!

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megusta3 5

You sound like an annoying little child.

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MorganXAlexander 6

72- and what does that make you for paying attention to it? Nice job bitch

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jjmiller1001 17

wow, i believe you should commit him for your safety. imagine where he could stick that thing next time

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_krystallynn_ 11

thats kind of rude, he coulda just said something instead of that. FYL op

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candacekmp 14

Lmao don't feel bad that is something my husband would attempt doing also

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