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By yosenfal - 28/04/2012 01:04 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

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Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 071
You deserved it 4 100

Same thing different taste

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thebaddayblues 3

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this might be a bit extreme, but you should get your stuff outta the house, then burn it down :/

c8750 2

Yes, a little extreme but lmao

That's when you literally pee on her. I sound crazy, but it would've freaked her out even more, right?

AliceLockehart 18

This confuses me. In the first part of the FML OP states "He came home earlier than usual" but then he states "It's her house". So do they live together, or does she own the house? & sorry OP, what a bitch.

KendratheUnicorn 0

They live together but she legally owns the house.

the library huh? thats new. OP: damn now what? ******* bitch how could she. .(driving by 7/11) after all ive done (passing strip club) wtf am i gonna go? (stop @ corner with church, fire station, mailbox and library) ahaa where every man goes when hes been betrayed. @ $4.29 a gallon of gas maybe he didnt want to go far

Hold on a sec, there must be a reason she is having a other mans **** in her. She loves **** and then you should know that. You can't give here an ****** and she needs to get one ells where. Her actions don't mean that she does not love you. She it as an open door to a better sex life.

kandi_kid69 15

104- "You can't give her an ****** and she needs to get one elsewhere." I hope you werent being serious with this comment. What makes you think he couldn't give her an ******? And even if he couldn't that's not an excuse to cheat. To the last two sentences, if she loved him she wouldn't have cheated. And how would cheating lead to a better sex life?

poor you. I'd give that b**** something to scream about.

mj_webb 1
constipatedlady 0

It is her house? So your wife bought the house and it is in her name only? Well, serves you right for not contributing or pulling your weight. This other guy less of a sponge? Enjoy your friend's couch!

jDCrackpot 7

Ever think maybe OP moved in with her, and that she was renting/had bought the house before they got married? Doesn't make him a sponge. Doesn't mean he's not pulling his weight. OMG! Woman owns house in a relationship. Man must be a good for nothing sponger. Don't be such a judgmental dick.