Consent

By jon - 31/08/2012 21:31 - Canada - Toronto

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
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MinecraftGeek 8

Ouch, well I hope you at least asked her if she's alright...

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LemonLolly 10

I would be pissed if someone did that to me

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kaymi 17

I would've enjoyed it. Lol

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glittercookies 12

You've never been spanked in bed before? It's sexy.

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Jf770 10

Unless she was spanked as a child, which can potentially cause "Ass fear" (Which means getting really emotional and uncomfortable when touched in the butt area)

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Calingaladha 21

In other words...literally being butthurt makes her emotionally butthurt.

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riptor911 10

My gf always wants me to do it. It depends on the person.

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Ynasia 5

What probably happened was that you weren't aware of your own strength as you did it...anyways, I think it'd be a good idea if you asked her first :), some girls don't like that type of thing.

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hopsinlove17 26

Ahahaha. I like your...erm...cat(;

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MrKapono 4

Dang sasha where you stay? I spank erreday ;)

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dead247 13

I want to take you home with me...I mean, I would enjoy that as well...Gah! I mean...um...purple...

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Zimmy3_ 7

wow, that's gotta be a big put down in your sexual relationship between you and your Girlfriend.. sucks!

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xNephilim 18

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boswood205 1

You need to kill yourself w a rack if u have nothing better to say

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xgetxbentx 13

Slightly harsh, but ******* hilarious. I like it!

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riptor911 10

Ah the virgin speaks. Do u ubderstand the word spontaneous? He doesnt have to ask he just got bad luck it was something she didnt like. Should he ask her before he asks her to marry him so she doesnt cry? Didnt think so.

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Lady_Eemia 6

Yes, he should ask her before he asks her to marry him. If you're not discussing the idea of marriage, or at least a future together, before an actual proposal, you're doing something wrong.

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curlyfry33 8

Hey that might not be so bad, Eminem liked it!

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xNephilim 18

147- Not that it's any of your business, but I'm not a virgin. My fiancé and I have tried several things in bed, but NONE of them were "spontaneous". We always talked about it before, to make sure the other was comfortable with it. It's a matter of RESPECT. When it comes to sex, being spontaneous doesn't mean just doing new thing randomly. It means to do things you know your partner likes at unexpected times. And yes, marriage should be discussed before proposing. Otherwise, you might end up in a situation where your partner says no because they don't want to get married.

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s3kShUn47 20

#231, And you're not or weren't. Does anyone care? No.

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Dracoboxer357 35

Op, I think have missed an important step in your relationship with your girlfriend. It's called Communication. :) I give you a B- for the attempt, and an F for the end result, for an overall grade of a D-. Assure her you meant well (yes, communicate) and make it up to her, Tiger. ;)

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skittlesmeep 4

lol.. first thought that came to mind.. 'is she too young to be having sex?'

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Migole 36

Same here... I mean, it's just a little spank. Not like he was abusing her or something. But some girls are just too sensitive on those subjects I guess :) (Note: I'm a girl myself)

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totallydonteven 5

No, but maybe she was abused as a child or teen or w/e and it triggered some harsh memories for her. FYI, not liking spanking in bed does not mean you're too young for sex. Everyone has different tastes and desires. And reacting dramatically to something that is quite possibly a trigger and bearer of bad things to the OP's GF also doesn't make her too young for sex. I mean it is possible they both are, but we don't know. Just like we don't know if she was abused or anything like that that could cause her to react how she did.

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countryrose92 23

Seriously, what's wrong with a couple spanks of spice it up, unless the guy hit her hard or she is to young, them it shouldn't be a big deal.

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wistfulorangeade 12

Some. Girls. Don't. Like. That. It's that simple. I think it's disgusting and horrible, and if a man did it to me, I'd stick something up his ass.

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Dracoboxer357 35

15- Oddly enough, one of my brilliant co-workers attempted something similar: He lubed up his condom with Tiger Balm before having sex with his girlfriend. I believe he thought it'd be "interesting". She was not amused. ;)

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TheDrifter 23

I hope you weren't talking dirty to her too. Any mention of "who's your daddy" combined with a spanking strays into dangerously perverse territory.

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MustangGirl72 9

I never understood the "who's your daddy?" line. I mean I wouldn't want to have sex with my dad. It's just creepy to me.

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Laurenlou 24

81- While I also find it quite disturbing, I think it's supposed to mean something like, "Who's in charge." I guess some woman like to feel dominated!

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worlds123dumbest 4

My question is why a nun is on FML... With also that comment... 0.o

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