Sex, Creepypasta and Intimacy: Creeped out

Creeped out

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I met my recently divorced mother's new boyfriend. He is missing teeth and has long hair and a mangy beard. Horrified, I left the room, only to hear my mother telling my sister, "The sex is phenomenal!" FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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By pleasedtomeetyou - 13/01/2010 16:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 01:00

Today, my boyfriend met my mom and started acting strange. Then my dad came in and was instantly furious. Apparently, my boyfriend is the guy my mom cheated with that caused my parent's divorce. He’s 3 years younger than I am. Gross mom, just gross. Also I’m single again, damn it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 12:08 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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Inappropriate!

By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML

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Oil and water

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

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Weird flex, but OK

By incestastic - 14/08/2010 23:23 - Canada

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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Felicia doesn't approve

By uneek_3225 - 22/10/2009 05:53 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML

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Quest_ 13

Monday 16 August 2010 12:24

Missing teeth = *********** from heaven.

doink 0

Monday 16 August 2010 16:01

That's not a creepy thing to say to a stranger. Not creepy at all...

Comments

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Monday 16 August 2010 13:17

YDI for causing your parents' divorce. If you had been a better child, they'd still be together. YDI for having a mom who fornicates. YDI for having a mom, period. YDI for caring about someone else's sex life. YDI for having a sister. YDI for not starting to play "Dueling Banjos" when you first saw the boyfriend.

NatalieFougere 0

Monday 16 August 2010 20:04

LMFAOOO omg too funny.

Sanchezzz 0

Monday 16 August 2010 13:29

10, fancy moustache. Does it come with a free subscription to Pedophilic Monthly?

ninjadude853 0

Monday 16 August 2010 13:37

stop being shallow and get over it

xXLenaXx 0

Monday 16 August 2010 13:47

Wait, does she make him wear an eyepatch too?

bayonet 0

Monday 16 August 2010 13:56

Haha did he have a mullet too?

perdix 29

Monday 16 August 2010 14:15

I'll bet when he brings that mangy beard and those jagged teeth to bear on her engorged pussy, she's getting wild sensations that bring on multiple, intense orgasms. That probably makes your mom want to do her best to return the oral favor. Now, give your Momma a big ol' kiss! :D

moonsolomon 0

Monday 16 August 2010 23:59

Mon Dieu, I think I threw up a little.

julie3841 11

Monday 16 August 2010 14:22

I pictured lucky from king of the hill..with a beard. Hey be happy for your mom, divorce can take a nasty toll on people and she seems to be doing alright.