Sex, Creepypasta and Intimacy: Creeped out

Creeped out

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I met my recently divorced mother's new boyfriend. He is missing teeth and has long hair and a mangy beard. Horrified, I left the room, only to hear my mother telling my sister, "The sex is phenomenal!" FML

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You deserved it 3 458

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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By pleasedtomeetyou - 13/01/2010 16:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 16 382

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 01:00

Today, my boyfriend met my mom and started acting strange. Then my dad came in and was instantly furious. Apparently, my boyfriend is the guy my mom cheated with that caused my parent's divorce. He’s 3 years younger than I am. Gross mom, just gross. Also I’m single again, damn it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 12:08 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

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You deserved it 2 807

By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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You deserved it 4 798

Inappropriate!

By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML

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You deserved it 3 413

Oil and water

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

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Weird flex, but OK

By incestastic - 14/08/2010 23:23 - Canada

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML

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You deserved it 3 068

By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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You deserved it 2 594

Felicia doesn't approve

By uneek_3225 - 22/10/2009 05:53 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML

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You deserved it 3 541

Quest_ 13

Monday 16 August 2010 12:24

Missing teeth = *********** from heaven.

doink 0

Monday 16 August 2010 16:01

That's not a creepy thing to say to a stranger. Not creepy at all...

Comments

EvilDave 13

Monday 16 August 2010 15:20

How do you think your parents feel when you bring home some poser wanna-be gangsta with his 6X pants down around his thighs, 4X FUBU shirt, and ball cap on sideways on his white and nerdy head?

cheertime44 0

Monday 16 August 2010 15:32

thts disgustinggg! I'd like nvr talk to my mom ad an 23 ftw!

mona_is_here 10

Monday 16 August 2010 15:34

35, yep. If my mum would want to share the details of her sex life with me, I'd freak out and tell her to stop. Yikes.

yourbarbiiedoll 0

Monday 16 August 2010 15:48

oh God x(

yourbarbiiedoll 0

Monday 16 August 2010 15:48

oh God x(

SpaceMannn 0

Monday 16 August 2010 15:54

I sure hope your mother and him get married and have children, I bet they'll be beautiful.

skroal 7

Monday 16 August 2010 16:18

YDi for meeting your recently divorced mother's new boyfriend. He is missing teeth and has long hair and a mangy beard. Horrified, you left the room, only to hear your mother telling your sister, "The sex is phenomenal!"