Sex, Creepypasta and Intimacy: Creeped out

Creeped out

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I met my recently divorced mother's new boyfriend. He is missing teeth and has long hair and a mangy beard. Horrified, I left the room, only to hear my mother telling my sister, "The sex is phenomenal!" FML

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You deserved it 3 458

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 84 634

You deserved it 18 550

By pleasedtomeetyou - 13/01/2010 16:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 152

You deserved it 16 379

Cougartown

By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 01:00

Today, my boyfriend met my mom and started acting strange. Then my dad came in and was instantly furious. Apparently, my boyfriend is the guy my mom cheated with that caused my parent's divorce. He’s 3 years younger than I am. Gross mom, just gross. Also I’m single again, damn it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 114

You deserved it 216

By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 12:08 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 147

You deserved it 2 803

By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 73 953

You deserved it 4 797

Inappropriate!

By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 127

You deserved it 3 412

Oil and water

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 059

You deserved it 285

Weird flex, but OK

By incestastic - 14/08/2010 23:23 - Canada

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 479

You deserved it 3 067

By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 759

You deserved it 2 592

Felicia doesn't approve

By uneek_3225 - 22/10/2009 05:53 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 806

You deserved it 3 540

Quest_ 13

Monday 16 August 2010 12:24

Missing teeth = *********** from heaven.

doink 0

Monday 16 August 2010 16:01

That's not a creepy thing to say to a stranger. Not creepy at all...

Comments

Sillvy 3

Monday 16 August 2010 18:44

...and he is still more attractive than your mother.

InfiltratedMind 0

Monday 16 August 2010 22:24

^^^ WINner with capital win

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 16 August 2010 19:06

I can respect that parents can have sex lives too, but I think it crosses the line when they discuss it in front of their children...Or try to tell their children about it. That's just a little awkward and torturous. :P

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 17 August 2010 16:42

meh.... Depends on the closeness of the relationship with the kids. Diffr'nt strokes

mustardcat 1

Monday 16 August 2010 19:37

what's up with moms doing it with other guys infront of their kids?

teri99 0

Monday 16 August 2010 20:04

it's probly cause he has a big dick

Describe 0

Monday 16 August 2010 20:14

It didn't shrink. Your dick was always that small.

BigBearSome 0

Monday 16 August 2010 20:44

A beard would be ticklish, wouldn't it?

live4glitter 0

Monday 16 August 2010 20:51

hopefully your mom will come to her senses

Felecorr 0

Monday 16 August 2010 21:46

I liked that one. But YDI OP, you should be happy for your mom, as unnecessary as that information was.

SaraN29 6

Monday 16 August 2010 23:27

that is sick

alex1432 9

Tuesday 17 August 2010 0:52

holy **** #30, you are one creepy bastard

Flipflops4ever 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 1:22

I admire ur mother. Obviously there was a period when she had only seen him & not known what the sex wd b like, yet she looked beyond the exterior & gave this man a chance. How do u know he is not a good, caring, romantic man who just doesn't care about looking good in the conventional sense? And what's so bad about long hair? U judged him totally based on looks. So many ppl r so hung up on looks I wonder whether they r looking for a person to share their life with or a showpiece to make others think she has won some trophy.