Love: Creeper

Creeper

By Anonymous - 21/04/2013 23:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML

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Misplaced fury

By Anonymous - 27/10/2023 15:00

Today, I was visited by a high school friend who lives in another state. She was furious because I got married a few months ago, and she kinda had feelings for me. I had to ask her to leave. Here's the funny thing: she's been married for 4 years and they have a son, and she didn't even invite me to her wedding back then. FML

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By lonelyhubby - 08/07/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML

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Policy of truth

By Home Alone 33 - 24/02/2022 14:00

Today, after two months of being apart from my wife of five years, who'd returned to Panama to deal with a family issue, she innocently slips into conversation that she’s been hanging out with her high school boyfriend. When challenged, she responded, “You get to see me all the time!” FML

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By lovehurts - 10/02/2016 02:29 - United States - New Baltimore

Today, I met up with my 'on again, off again' girlfriend of 4 years that I'm still madly in love with. We've been broken up for a few months and she's been dating someone else. We talked about possibly trying things again. When I got home, I found out she's engaged. FML

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Out of the blue

By TheLastGreatDope - 20/02/2018 23:00 - United States - Winchester

Today, I received a message on a dating app. It was the girl I'd always wanted to marry, but who disappeared from my life when we were younger. She went on and on about how much she missed me... and how much she wanted me to meet her husband and 3 kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25,000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML

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Mind games

By Aaron - 27/01/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, some girl from Colorado called me. She knew my name. My Facebook. I had no idea how she got my number. She then asked me out. I say, "Sure…" sarcastically. She then called my girlfriend, who also lives in Colorado. Our relationship is now over. FML

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Still a better a love story than Alien vs. Predator

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, the girl who I had a desperate crush on in high school 25 years ago, and who would never go out with me, told me that she was actually head over heels in love with me, but was so cripplingly shy that she couldn't say yes. She's divorced now. I'm married. FML

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By Pip - 23/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML

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Worried

By Theo Edwards - 15/07/2021 02:01

Today, I found out my girlfriend is talking to some guy from across the country. When I ask about it, she claims, "Oh he's just a friend, and won't talk to him anymore." Now she's doing it secretly and deleting messages. She has kids, and I care for them and her, but I don't know what to do. FML

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linstar 13

Monday 22 April 2013 9:00

not as romantic as they make it look in the movies, is it.

IAMVINCE 11

Monday 22 April 2013 9:01

Run.

Comments

MillerBeerTime 5

Monday 22 April 2013 9:34

Dude...**** HER BRAINS OUT

karlcolt45 19

Monday 22 April 2013 11:02

then you wake up the next morning with your scrotum super glued to your thigh

kyu_Q 19

Monday 22 April 2013 18:46

And hopefully still attached to your you in the natural way as well. Either in this situation I would take her someplace to talk. That way I can always leave when things get more weird.

sigurd 11

Monday 22 April 2013 9:34

I read "bang" instead of "hang" but I guess that's what she wanted anyways

Grand_Cookie 21

Monday 22 April 2013 9:53

That sucks. Now you have to fake your own death.

amifaiyaz 12

Monday 22 April 2013 9:54

Well... isn't that romantic.

kyu_Q 19

Monday 22 April 2013 11:05

Hind sight is 20/20 they say. I would say get her some help and keep your distance. Kindness in these cases are usually interpreted as "he must be in love with me".

jonnyb_118 6

Monday 22 April 2013 11:10

Lol.... stalker status.!

llama612 27

Monday 22 April 2013 11:18

You have a few choices here. First off you could be the guy who bangs her then sends her on her way, Be the guy who sweeps hr off her feet and live happily ever after, get her pphone call one of her friends to come and get her or finally close and lock the doors while making the proper arrangements to change your number and get a restraining order. Me personally I would go with a combo of the last two that way you feel you helped her but also don't feel like your going to wake up in the morning with your nuts superglued to something.