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then you wake up the next morning with your scrotum super glued to your thigh
I read "bang" instead of "hang" but I guess that's what she wanted anyways
That sucks. Now you have to fake your own death.
Well... isn't that romantic.
Lol.... stalker status.!
You have a few choices here. First off you could be the guy who bangs her then sends her on her way, Be the guy who sweeps hr off her feet and live happily ever after, get her pphone call one of her friends to come and get her or finally close and lock the doors while making the proper arrangements to change your number and get a restraining order. Me personally I would go with a combo of the last two that way you feel you helped her but also don't feel like your going to wake up in the morning with your nuts superglued to something.
Police/restraining order if she keeps bugging you. She had her chance in high school, but you two split up, which means it was not meant to be.
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it.
Wait... Two hours later and she lives four states away? Did she use time warp or something?
Well, if its the northeast US, that's totally possible...I thought the same thing. Unless she was already halfway there when she called...
Exactly what I was thinking.. But I have no idea how long trips in the U.S are.. Can take a day+ to drive across some of our states.
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not as romantic as they make it look in the movies, is it.
Run.